I was swimming at the local indoor pool at 8:10AM last Saturday in Lane 4. I was ten minutes into a 45-minute mixed medley swim after some 55 minutes of a long knee reconstruction rehab (deep water 'wading') before 8:00AM.
All eight lanes were full ... Lanes 1-3 had about 15 children/youths in a guided stroke correction class. Lane 7 & 8 had about twenty-five older women (55+) at vigourous water aerobics. A local successful woman swimmer (about 19-20yo) was lapping furiously in Lane 5. A VERY large man (ex-Hells Angel) was in Lane 6 slowly accumulating rehab laps after a major debilitating crash last January.
Mr Entitled Phool arrives. Jumps into Lane 4. No words; no introduction ... he just proceeds to lap-swimming in the lane with me, albeit about 50% faster than me.
After five or six laps, he taps me on the shoulder and asks me to exit the lane to share with someone else or go home as I am (apparently) spoiling his cadence and rhythm.
"Yeah, right, mate ... I'll pass your comments onto my brain and think about it while I swim a few more laps. I'll give you my answer in a while." I resumed swimming.
Two laps later, he stops me to tell me that I'm too big and too slow and I should exit the lane because he needs it and "you've already had a turn!" I suggest that he waits until the people before him in lanes 4, 5 and 6 leave and that then he MAY get one lane to himself for a short time.
Then, the bikie bloke in Lane 6 gets out and goes to deal with a call of nature. Mr Entitled Phool moves to Lane 6 and proceeds to swim about a lap and a half when The bikie chap returns and resumes swimming having drained his "waste water" in the loo.
Mr Entitled Phool is VERY challenged by the 28-stone slow-swimming motorcycle man beside him in a 1.75metre wide lane. He says nothing to the bikie but slips back over into my lane.
In the next ten minutes, he again suggests that I leave and give him the room to get his exercise underway.
This was enough.
"Listen, fella, your manners are 5h1t. Your entitlement is on overload. Now, why don't you shut up and swim or piss off and come back later? These lanes free up massively after 9:30AM. You can swim then."
"If you need the lane before me next Saturday, get here before I do. I usually start between 6:45 and 6:55. I promise, if you're in the water before me, I won't pester you with my preferences and bull5h1t!"