Thanks. I knew there'd been some hullabaloo with wedding planners but never bothered to read about it. This bit is dynamite, "get some of those guns that shoot". Presumably instead of those ones where a flag comes out that says BANG on it 😂.
Not even Nicola’s future husband, according to the suit, escaped her scorn. When a planner asked him a question about the age of a guest, she responded, “I do not trust Brooklyn with this. He has no idea. And is guessing.”
Although, in truth, she might have had something of a point. In all the messages, Brooklyn comes off as nothing more than a gormless, clueless, amiable oaf, jumping in with berserk ideas before disappearing completely. His big contribution to the ceremony involves his and hers burgers—suggesting semi-coherently that “we should do a brooklyn burger. Like double or single burger and a nicola burger witch [sic] is no bun and it’s lettuce instead of Bun and meat for the girls.” He also suggested to the planners that “we should ask the security at the wedding to get those guns that shoots [sic] a net because there’s probably gonna be drones.”