Autumn Days

[TheOtherAgentJohnson]

What are the things you love about Autumn? Mine are:

Jewelled grass
The inside of a chestnut shell
Pareidolia
The smell of bacon, and rain
Knackered shoes
Swallows
The milkman singing
A car engine recovering from a stall
Minnows
My team winning a match
Apple pie
When the moon has rings
Mid-air refuelling of jet planes

This has to be AI 🤖

I’m not entertaining the joys of autumn for a month - it’s not even August for another half an hour!

(Otherwise I would ask you why the knackered shoes and the refuelling planes are autumnal).

return to the flipflops

Bacon and rain indeed. Oh, aye 😏

You mustn't forget to say a great big thank you.

This is the most AI post yet isn't it!

Unless you went to a British primary school in the 90s in which case it might make perfect sense!

I say a great big thank you (to Jesus? It was never clear who we were meant to be thanking, but one presumes...) every day.

Well, the 80s in my case, but I'm not sure it made much sense then either.

Ok I went to primary school in the 90s and it's not making sense!

If I'm missing something please explain it!

Has to be a win for my home team!

Total banger, in my head monthly if not weekly!

Same, that and “one more step along the world I go” which is guaranteed to reduce me to tears whenever I think about it.

And you don't ever think... what?

The number one primary school banger in my opinion.
You're not doing it right if you don't shout 'and a win for my home team!'

Sang that to the kids last week, you can get it on Alexa!

Nope! I may do so now though!

I s'pose we were all too occupied with bellowing "SO I MUSTN'T FORGEEEEET", to think "woah, woah, woah... roll back a bit... what was that about jet planes three lines in?"

And is it a big feature of other seasons or just autumn?

Mid-air refuelling of jet planes

Yeah.I definitely love that about autumn days

Shh, we've moved on to bacon and milkmen now.

Kids go back to school - in more ways than one.

You forgot to do up your laces mate

Midair refuelling of jet planes?!

Always my absolute favourite at school!

Broad beans sleeping in a blankety bed.