You know you're old when🤣........

[ilovemyhamster]

In my case, singing "Daisy the spider catcher" to the tune of Champion The Wonder Horse 🤣My daughter just looked at me "oh man, here she goes again with her randomness". She did evict the spider though, so all good!

When you say 'it's twenty five to nine' instead of '8.35' because you can tell the time on a proper clock.

When you talk about putting the Big Light on when it gets dark.

Hair on chin, first Grey pubes, tired always tired, glasses for reading, back pain... but also

You don't give a fuck what other people think of you as long as you're true to yourself and your values which is veeery refreshing.

Scroll? I’m spinning that wheel way down to the 70’s!

I remember this song. I had it on a CD! I'm old aren't I 🤣

Oooh! Is this why teenagers don’t like it when you say ‘twenty five to…’? DD1 and friends always seem to convert it to 8.35 style time and I never really wondered why.

When you've got more years behind you than you realistically have in front of you

This one might be regional, but I've only ever heard old people switch it around and say "Five and twenty to nine".

CDs are modern! I had it on a record and can remember buying singles, and albums. I seem to recall albums were quite expensive.

Do younger people not talk of putting the big light on then?

Mine do. The big light is used when photos for Vinted need to be taken.
Training in turning the fucker off is in progress.

When you ask a policeman for directions and he replies "It's about six minutes walk away...can you manage that?" And you had been feeling quite sprightly...

When you ask someone if they knew that Sarah Smith the BBC's North America editor is the daughter of John Smith, Labour's leader prior to Blair? And they look blank and admit they weren't born then...

And some presidents!

When I as a native English speaker need English subtitles to watch South Park.