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You know you're old when🤣........

214 replies

ilovemyhamster · 20/07/2025 13:44

In my case, singing "Daisy the spider catcher" to the tune of Champion The Wonder Horse 🤣My daughter just looked at me "oh man, here she goes again with her randomness". She did evict the spider though, so all good!

OP posts:
GoldDuster · 20/07/2025 15:10

When I see a photo of a celebrity that's around the same age as me looking ancient, and I realise I do too!

SunnyPrague · 20/07/2025 15:13

You’d rather meet a friend for a catch-up over a cup of tea and a scone than skinful of alcohol

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 20/07/2025 15:16

Laughing so much reading these!

My contribution: you're watching the news and a sixth former is being interviewed about some obscure topic, but the caption says 'Professor So and So'. Shock

IHateEmptyPockets · 20/07/2025 15:38

When you tell your niece you used to use a typewriter and she looks at you like you just stepped out of the ark…

cobrakaieaglefang · 20/07/2025 15:41

Kpo58 · 20/07/2025 13:52

When you have to scroll really far down on the year section for date of birth when signing up for things online.

It's like a game of 'spin the wheel' to get to my DOB.
YY to all of these, and the 80s wasn't more than 20 yrs, I refuse to acknowledge any different!
The kid at work hadn't heard of The Karate Kid, as suggested by my username, I educated him with the history and links in Cobra Kai!

Toucanfusingforme · 20/07/2025 15:54

Screamingabdabz · 20/07/2025 14:07

When you talk to your kids about life before the internet and they look at you in sheer horror and a disbelieving side eye as if to say ‘no, nobody could actually live like that…’

I’m late sixties. My mum told me when I was young I looked at her in complete puzzlement when she told me plastic wasn’t a thing when she was little. Couldn’t get my head around that one.😀

Screamingabdabz · 20/07/2025 16:02

MyUmberSeal · 20/07/2025 14:29

My husbands nickname for my mum is ‘walla walla’ after the Witchdoctor song, because she constantly makes oooo and aghhh and eeeeek sound effects when getting up and sitting down.

😂 you’ve got to be ‘of a certain age’ to even remember that song! My DM used to sing the original version to me 🤦🏻‍♀️

BeLilacWriter · 20/07/2025 16:02

You try and explain washing machines of your youth. My job as a kid was to turn the mangle handle on wash day.

AndWhoShallISayIsCalling · 20/07/2025 16:06

When my daughter described a film set in the 1960s as a period costume drama!

SoftandQuiet · 20/07/2025 16:08

You remember having to queue to use a telephone box!!!

BeLilacWriter · 20/07/2025 16:12

SoftandQuiet · 20/07/2025 16:08

You remember having to queue to use a telephone box!!!

and woe betide you if you had a bent tuppenny!!

AndWhoShallISayIsCalling · 20/07/2025 16:12

Describing to teen/20 something how you regularly dashed to jump on a tube train and then realised too late that you were in a smoking carriage! 😩

Weeee · 20/07/2025 16:14

Iloveeverycat · 20/07/2025 14:45

When you go to a concert and all the people there are old and realise you are the same age as them.

This 🤦‍♀️Also seeing someone you haven’t seen for decades and they look so bloody old …hang on they will be thinking the same about me !

Gwenhwyfar · 20/07/2025 16:19

AhBiscuits · 20/07/2025 13:50

None of the youngsters at work know who clippy is.

Period randomly arrived 8 days early. Hello perimenopause.

I'm probably the same age as you with periods going haywire, but I don't know who clippy is.

Gwenhwyfar · 20/07/2025 16:21

drspouse · 20/07/2025 14:00

When not only the police officers but also the doctors and teachers look young.

One of the prime ministers where I live was younger than me about 6 years ago!
You know you're old when you're older than the PM.

Gwenhwyfar · 20/07/2025 16:22

When you walk from cafe to cafe looking for one with comfortable seating. What is it with basic wooden chairs that I can't cope with?

quicklywick · 20/07/2025 16:27

When police officers and drs start looking like children

Eyesopenwideawake · 20/07/2025 16:28

When you can remember an episode of a radio show from the 1980's but can't find your reading glasses.

ETA - and when you think the new pope is quite hot 😉

HornyHornersPinger · 20/07/2025 16:32

I was trying to read the minuscule writing on a medicine bottle the other day to see the dosage. Could not get the writing to focus for the life of me - until I held the bottle quite far away to read it... 🤣

Gwenhwyfar · 20/07/2025 16:33

I can't read small print easily either.

When you get set in your ways e.g. I can't leave my home area on a Sunday night.

Ooothatsagoodone · 20/07/2025 16:35

Yes, when my GD wanted me to go in to her school and talk about the olden days when I was a child in the 60s

TigerRag · 20/07/2025 16:35

quicklywick · 20/07/2025 16:27

When police officers and drs start looking like children

A few years ago we stopped in the bus as they needed to change drivers. A woman commented on how young this driver was. He said he was 19!

Seeing adverts for those rise and recline chairs and thinking how comfortable they look

DialSquare · 20/07/2025 16:35

Gwenhwyfar · 20/07/2025 16:19

I'm probably the same age as you with periods going haywire, but I don't know who clippy is.

I’m in my 50s and I don’t know who Clippy is either!

When you can’t remember exactly how old you are going to be next birthday. Am I already that age or is that the next one?

Nourishinghandcream · 20/07/2025 16:37

When people look blankly at you when you mention having a clothes peg in the ashtray of your car.

Why??????
People of a certain age will know perfectly well 😁

TigerRag · 20/07/2025 16:37

I think clippy is that clip thing on Microsoft word ) office