You know you're old when🤣........

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In my case, singing "Daisy the spider catcher" to the tune of Champion The Wonder Horse 🤣My daughter just looked at me "oh man, here she goes again with her randomness". She did evict the spider though, so all good!

Or worse, when your pubes have worn away and don't grow back

Going to be at 9pm is appealing.

Sounds like a win to me!

When you realise that there are events that you remember on the A level history syllabus.
Also recently I was running a sports event and there were people with birthdates in the 1980s signing up for the Veterans competition...in my head they should be teenagers at most!

When younger ones dont know what a mangle is.
Know as a button crusher.

Yes to the crinkly inner thighs. What's that all about?
And to add insult to injury, one of my dangly vag bits sometimes sticks to it if the weather is warm. I think I need some of old lady pants to keep everything in place.

I’ve gone from Rosie at M&S to huge Sloggis in the space of 5 years….

When you are queueing to pay for parking after a gig (80s band), the person in front of you says they can't read the info on the machine and the first half dozen people in the queue immediately produce reading glasses from their bags and pockets.

When you switch from “falling over” to “having a fall”

Suddenly realising all your DC are now middle aged and possibly see you as.......

When you put your back out washing the dog - yes that’s me yesterday! Can barely move this morning. At least I have a reason to say argh every time I try to sit or stand up!

my dd(28) calls tv prog sent in the 80s period dramas set in the old days.

When your first shot of the year is in September. 🥃

When almost every conversation you have with your DC about singers you liked at their age ends with "S/He's dead now, of course"

My brother is into a sport that one of my (much younger) colleagues is too.
I mentioned that my brother had recently won a competition, she went to look him up and came back saying she couldn't find his name. I had to point out that she needed to look in the veterans section 😂

It's quite depressing hearing that the artists you grew up listening to are dead

Ha! We went to see Carlos Santana this year and my DS commented that he reckoned that most of the audience were on drugs. You know, statins, beta blockers and the like! 😂

When someone offers you a seat on the bus especially someone who , to you, looks fairly old themselves!

When you need a pair of reading glasses to put on over your contact lenses.

Yes, I am managing that one by having my contacts prescribed slightly lower strength so I can still read in them and having driving glasses instead as that's easier (still legal to drive with just the contacts but the glasses help at night).

I’d still go 🤣

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When you think of a song you haven't heard for a while and ask Alexa to play it, and she stabs you through the heart by informing you that it's the 30th anniversary edition.

Today is my niece's 40th birthday....the generation below me is now reaching middle age😭

When you spot an old lady in the window and look round because you thought you were alone 😩