Excellent insults that have fallen out of fashion / you don’t hear anymore…

[FusionChefGeoff]

Twerp
Berk

I want to teach my 10 and 13 year olds some ‘funny’ insults from back in the day - any others that need resurrecting??

I wouldn't say the 3rd one on the list.

Gawbean = useless fecker

Nimrod
Dimwit
Cad

At age 5 I thought the most hilarious insult in the world was 'two-faced poo'. I have no idea where I heard it, but delighted in repeating it. I'm sure my parents were less amused.

It most certainly was.

Wankfox

As slack as tripe
said of someone who isn’t very bright and hasn’t much personality

Another past Scottish one - "Yer Da sells Avon"
and he/she's "as bright as a blackoot" 😂

Shuttit ya spoon 😆 🤣

Got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Pillock

A face like a tomcat licking piss from a thistle.

Nothing but a tottieheid

Dweeb 😂 However, since joining two D&D campaigns recently, I seem to be using it a lot more as we all refer to one another as Dweebs/Nerds 😝

Dickwad
A face that could turn milk
Someone's been hit with the ugly stick
When God was giving out brains he/she was at the end of the queue

💩 for brains.

Twunt from the 00s is probably too rude.

Rascal
Scallywag
Varlet
Lemon
Pillock

As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Burking Ninny
All mouth and no trousers.
Numbskull.
Slaphead (for someone bald)

Gob on a stick
Gobshite

Away you an raffle.
Dinny geez that pish.
Run up ma ribs

My late lovely MIL would occasionally use the Geordie insult "sackless", a slack-twisted, feeble sort of person.

Same as mouthbreather, old insults mocking the disabled there

A face a dog wouldn't lick (my dad's fav)

A guy at work matched with a woman on tinder and showed us photos of her and another colleague said she had a face like a Polish truck driver.

A recent one was face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

Berk isn't a funny insult - it's Cockney Rhyming Slang......Berkshire Hunt!