Teenage logic (lighthearted)

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Just heard on a beach

"I'm in a bad mood cos you made me carry my heavy bag down and it's rubbed all my sunscreen off and so I'm going to burn and it will be your fault"

I made eye contact with the long- suffering parent and a shared smile and eye-roll may have occurred.

Anyone have any pearls of teenage wisdom?

You have to think of them as just very tall toddlers with the same level of logic.
99% of it is hilarious but frustrating.

It was my fault she was hungry because none of the million snacks I had in were what she wanted!