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Poshest children’s name’s you’ve heard?

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purpledaze24 · 14/07/2025 08:40

My DS is due to start school in Sept and we recently met his soon to be classmates at an intro session. I have never heard so many stereotypically posh names in one group of people in my life! (The school is close to a very wealthy village…that we don’t live in sadly!) there was an Arabella, a Tarquin, a Jaygo, a Henrietta. So that’s what inspired this thread…what do you consider the top 5 poshest names you’ve ever heard of?

OP posts:
VeryViolet · 14/07/2025 09:43

The poshest people I know (landed gentry, with titles) are called James, Mary, William, David and Matthew.

Names I think of as posh would be
Sholto
Cosmo
Fitzwilliam

Araminta
Jocasta
Octavia

caringcarer · 14/07/2025 09:44

Sauvin · 14/07/2025 09:03

You clearly ain’t posh enough

🤣

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 14/07/2025 09:44

Hermione
Rupert

Interested in this thread?

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Tigergirl80 · 14/07/2025 09:44

Harriette and Elliot

ItsameLuigi · 14/07/2025 09:44

twistyizzy · 14/07/2025 08:50

OP how would you feel if you saw a thread about "chav" names? Cos they are stereotypical "posh" names they are fair game? Pretty sure you wouldn't be happy if I said "let's hear the chaviest names at a school"?

Tbf this was a trend a few months ago on Tiktok, people were discussing the most chavy baby names. I think these threads appear constantly on both sides

FfaCoff · 14/07/2025 09:44

reinforcementz · 14/07/2025 09:37

I read this as "the most Universal Credit people I know" so that's where I'm at

😂

I have to say, I love it when these threads turn into a poshness competition.

I'm sure somebody's going to see this poster's 'honourable' and raise them a 'his grace'. A couple more pages and Princess Kate herself may make an appearance (and yes I know she doesn't count as actually posh because she married in)

Tedsshed · 14/07/2025 09:45

Soonflower · 14/07/2025 09:03

Jonty

Jonty's just a diminutive of Jonathan.

LadyRoughDiamond · 14/07/2025 09:45

It’s all in the classically posh names with ‘quirky’ nicknames around here, so Alexandra becomes Xa, Arabella is known as Ara etc

LakieLady · 14/07/2025 09:45

Muchtoomuchtodo · 14/07/2025 08:55

Cordelia, Arora, Taliesin, jemima and Nathaniel.

My niece has called her baby Aurora. They are possibly the least posh family I know.

ThatsNotMyTeen · 14/07/2025 09:46

Agatha

IsItBeesThoughLooshkin · 14/07/2025 09:46

Xanthe

Denimrules · 14/07/2025 09:46

EllasNonny · 14/07/2025 08:56

My joiner is called Tarquin.

There's a family of tradespersons near me whose sons are all kinda Roman emperor names. There's a Julian and a Claudius

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 14/07/2025 09:46

I don't think giving your children names from Greek literature or Shakespeare is necessarily posh, it just shows that you read. And if the ability to read anything more complicated than The Sun is enough to label you 'posh' then I despair.

MirandaBlu · 14/07/2025 09:46

Bobo, Dido, Tinks, Binky, Bunter, Ratty, Noddy, Swift, Ranger, Labby

JudgeJ · 14/07/2025 09:47

EllasNonny · 14/07/2025 08:56

My joiner is called Tarquin.

My house painter is Sinclair, is that posh???

LardoBurrows · 14/07/2025 09:47

Sauvin · 14/07/2025 09:03

You clearly ain’t posh enough

😂

Phelicity · 14/07/2025 09:47

SpikyHatePotato · 14/07/2025 08:52

Oberon and Apollo

Are they by any chance Jacob Rees-Mogg’s children?

ruethewhirl · 14/07/2025 09:47

PopeJoan2 · 14/07/2025 09:36

They’re not even posh.

Can you give us any examples of names you do think are posh, then?

HairsprayBabe · 14/07/2025 09:47

Most actual posh people have fairly normal "boring" names because they are family names passed down.

Arabella is v popular in my very not posh, working class, reform voting town 😓

I do have "posh" (re poncey) taste in names, happily my husband is normal, and wouldn't let me give my son the middle name Falcon - after Scott of the Antarctic of course 😂

Absentmindedsmile · 14/07/2025 09:47

twistyizzy · 14/07/2025 08:50

OP how would you feel if you saw a thread about "chav" names? Cos they are stereotypical "posh" names they are fair game? Pretty sure you wouldn't be happy if I said "let's hear the chaviest names at a school"?

Agreed. So let’s do it.. Dave, Angela, Kevin , anything double-barrelled.. Amie-Mae, Amy- Lou etc, Archie, Ellie - Mai , Jack, Johnny, Charlie etc etc all chavvy

Cantmakemymindup2 · 14/07/2025 09:48

We have a Montgomery at my child’s school but he goes by ‘Monty’. I have never come across anybody else called Montgomery but he really suits his name

purpledaze24 · 14/07/2025 09:48

twistyizzy · 14/07/2025 08:50

OP how would you feel if you saw a thread about "chav" names? Cos they are stereotypical "posh" names they are fair game? Pretty sure you wouldn't be happy if I said "let's hear the chaviest names at a school"?

Knew one of these replies was coming 🤣 Great idea for a thread though! Hmm Princess (which is actually in the top 100 girls names right now 😬), Chardonnay, Mercedes. Anything named after a ‘classy’ brand basically.

So to answer your question I’d feel absolutely fine about it. The point of an anonymous forum is to be able to discuss things that we may not feel able to discuss IRL because of political correctness. If we’re not allowed to do that MN would be an extremely boring place

OP posts:
echt · 14/07/2025 09:48

MirandaBlu · 14/07/2025 09:46

Bobo, Dido, Tinks, Binky, Bunter, Ratty, Noddy, Swift, Ranger, Labby

They sound like foxhounds.

Nothinglikeagoodbook · 14/07/2025 09:49

Muchtoomuchtodo · 14/07/2025 08:55

Cordelia, Arora, Taliesin, jemima and Nathaniel.

At my school in a deprived area we have an Aurora, a Jemima and three Nathaniels. I don’t think they’re 'posh' names.

ThatKeenJadeLeader · 14/07/2025 09:49

I once met a child called Solitaire.

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