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Poshest children’s name’s you’ve heard?

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purpledaze24 · 14/07/2025 08:40

My DS is due to start school in Sept and we recently met his soon to be classmates at an intro session. I have never heard so many stereotypically posh names in one group of people in my life! (The school is close to a very wealthy village…that we don’t live in sadly!) there was an Arabella, a Tarquin, a Jaygo, a Henrietta. So that’s what inspired this thread…what do you consider the top 5 poshest names you’ve ever heard of?

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Didshejustsaythatoutloud · 14/07/2025 14:29

Grog123 · 14/07/2025 14:08

This is Horrible, classist and judgy - would you comment on names from all backgrounds? Would you start a post about common names too?! This kind of weird reverse snobbery directed towards children is out of order.

I'm sure I've seen a common people name thread on here before. Can't be bothered to look it up though.

BunnyLake · 14/07/2025 14:31

lilaclemon · 14/07/2025 14:25

Victoria
Plum was a usual nickname for Victoria

There’s a journalist called Plum Sykes (a Victoria). I used to think that was her real name and since Apple and Peaches nothing surprises me, yet Clementine doesn’t seem a silly fruit name, it sounds quite posh.

I think Adelaide sounds posh.

JaneEyre40 · 14/07/2025 14:32

Shufflebumnessie · 14/07/2025 14:29

Arabella
Samson
Casper
Clarence
Arlo
Jasper
Jonah
Ophelia
Jemimah
St John

St John!? As a first name? Boy or girl....ffs

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PetsPalace · 14/07/2025 14:33

I've had cats called some of the names on this thread; Monty, Noddy, Hector, Ambrose and Heathcliff but I only named one of them and I was 9 😂

JaneEyre40 · 14/07/2025 14:33

Shesellsseashellsnotinmystreet · 14/07/2025 08:50

Araminta

Nn minty lol

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 14:33

JaneEyre40 · 14/07/2025 14:32

St John!? As a first name? Boy or girl....ffs

Yes, its pronounced Sin Gin and it is a name.

QOD · 14/07/2025 14:34

when i was a young teen I knew a Gervaise. he lived in a very posh village ... but in a very average house - well below average for that billage. I remember being astonished as i was sure he'd bein one of the 7 bed detached with a pool

BunnyLake · 14/07/2025 14:34

MumsTheWordYouKnow · 14/07/2025 14:16

Jane, Clare, David, you what now?

We have some interlopers sneaking in 😁

JaneEyre40 · 14/07/2025 14:34

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 14:33

Yes, its pronounced Sin Gin and it is a name.

English parents? Wondering if it's possibly common in another country....

PowerUpAndPowerOn · 14/07/2025 14:36

ThatKeenJadeLeader · 14/07/2025 09:49

I once met a child called Solitaire.

I miss read this as Solitude and was thinking that it would be quite cool to be called Solitude but that may fit my lonely state of mind.

Peregrine is right up there.
Beatrice.
Bartholomew

and those stupid nicknames just barely suitable for a child that they keep using inappropriately into adulthood like Bufty Rufty Tuftington or Binky or Wiggy.

BunnyLake · 14/07/2025 14:36

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 14:33

Yes, its pronounced Sin Gin and it is a name.

I remember that from, was it Tess of the D’urbervilles? We read it at school and I remember being dumbfounded that St John was actually Sinjun.

DangerousAlchemy · 14/07/2025 14:37

Sdpbody · 14/07/2025 09:15

I actually love the name Ottilie though! Even though it is fairly posh.

Really?? it makes me think of otters (which I do love tbf) or Utterly Butterly. 🤷‍♀️

CoffeeCantata · 14/07/2025 14:38

When I used to go to horse-shows as a pony-mad pre-teen long ago in the 70s, there were two regular competitors whose names over the PA system raised a titter. They were twins named Annabelle and Tinkabell Bentley-Denton.

I’ve never heard anything to beat that!

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 14:38

Didshejustsaythatoutloud · 14/07/2025 14:29

I'm sure I've seen a common people name thread on here before. Can't be bothered to look it up though.

Its is judgy though - and slightly pointless. Posh people use names that aren't posh and anyone can use a posh name. It doesnt change their poshness either way imo.

I think names that are older and established tend to be posher - and I guess for that reason things like Tarquin kind of slide in, though I do think they are often used more by aspirational types.

But then why shouldn't people be aspirational for their dc I guess?

The names I think are fundamentally not posh are really just the names that are much more recent - the Jaydens etc.

If a family of Diamond, Jayden, Kylie and Neveah also have an Elizabeth, Elizabeth is still a posh name.

Serencwtch · 14/07/2025 14:38

I think the definition of posh is when the kid is known by a silly nick name eg Elizabeth known as Piggy & an Emily known as Dolly. It only seems to be the super rich that do this with Nick names

Lonxy · 14/07/2025 14:38

echt · 14/07/2025 09:48

They sound like foxhounds.

Or the reindeer reserve team.

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 14:40

Serencwtch · 14/07/2025 14:38

I think the definition of posh is when the kid is known by a silly nick name eg Elizabeth known as Piggy & an Emily known as Dolly. It only seems to be the super rich that do this with Nick names

It's to do with confidence.

You have to know your dc is perfectly clean, well-brought up and has perfect manners to not worry about calling them Piggy!

TheRedGoose · 14/07/2025 14:40

Enko · 14/07/2025 09:01

Clearly I am posh as I know people with all these names bar chilli. (I do know a dog called Chilli does that count?)

I dont think there is such a thing as posh names anymore. Names have become so much more widely accepted you can find a lot of them on all sorts of environments.

Btw. I live in a standard teracced 3 bedroom not very posh

3 terraced bedrooms can still be posh territory. Depends where it is.

TheRedGoose · 14/07/2025 14:44

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 14:40

It's to do with confidence.

You have to know your dc is perfectly clean, well-brought up and has perfect manners to not worry about calling them Piggy!

No it is to do with wealth and social status. Plenty of kids are perfectly clean, well brought up with perfect manners. But the teachers would be raising concerns about you if you met all these criteria, but were living in a council house and calling your kid piggy.

BagelandEggs · 14/07/2025 14:45

I still laugh about how a friend heard a posh dad in a play-park calling his son 'Lucien!' in a very deep voice! My kid helped a Jupiter and a Merlin at a nursery on work experience!

SilverHammer · 14/07/2025 14:46

At one time I would have said Rupert but like a lot of names in seems to have filtered its way down to all classes.

EscapeToSuffolk · 14/07/2025 14:46

fffiona · 14/07/2025 09:33

Nimrod. Lysander.

Nimrod? I put that as a joke on one of these threads a few weeks ago because it's my dog's nickname 😄. Along with Barold and Nedmund...which are from a thread ages ago and I don't have a clue what it was about!

RosesAndHellebores · 14/07/2025 14:46

lilaclemon · 14/07/2025 14:25

Victoria
Plum was a usual nickname for Victoria

Nope

Donostiera · 14/07/2025 14:47

Hand on heart, there's a Thisbe at my DD's school!

SanctusInDistress · 14/07/2025 14:48

One thing is old money posh, and the other is new money pretentious fake posh. Old money posh are things like Anthony, Charles, etc.

new money pretentious is stuff like Max, Hector etc

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