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Poshest children’s name’s you’ve heard?

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purpledaze24 · 14/07/2025 08:40

My DS is due to start school in Sept and we recently met his soon to be classmates at an intro session. I have never heard so many stereotypically posh names in one group of people in my life! (The school is close to a very wealthy village…that we don’t live in sadly!) there was an Arabella, a Tarquin, a Jaygo, a Henrietta. So that’s what inspired this thread…what do you consider the top 5 poshest names you’ve ever heard of?

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softlyfallsthesnow · 14/07/2025 11:00

eqpi4t2hbsnktd · 14/07/2025 10:55

I always think people who shorten Victoria to Tori rather than Vicky must be posh.

Although Queen Victoria's eldest child was always known as Vicky and they were pretty posh.
Unless royalty are above posh perhaps. Hmmm...

jandalsinsummer · 14/07/2025 11:00

Katbum · 14/07/2025 10:59

Opheilia and Genevive

I love both those, they are mainstream where I live!

WestwardHo1 · 14/07/2025 11:00

Lady Louise's boyfriend is apparently called Felix da Silver-Clamp.

Sounds like a Harry Enfield character

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ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 14/07/2025 11:02

WestwardHo1 · 14/07/2025 11:00

Lady Louise's boyfriend is apparently called Felix da Silver-Clamp.

Sounds like a Harry Enfield character

That’s like the journalist Sophie Money-Coutts.

I thought it was a made up, sorta satirical name. Nope, her real name.

AstonUniversityPotholeDepartment · 14/07/2025 11:02

diddl · 14/07/2025 10:50

I don't know anyone called Lettice & always thought it was pronounced like the beginning of Letitia.

It is.

MauveExpert · 14/07/2025 11:02

Comedycook · 14/07/2025 09:09

I did raise an eyebrow when I heard a mother called out for her DS in a museum...."Horatio".

Personally I dislike any names which denote social class whether that's upper or lower classes. I like names which could be used in the royal family but which also wouldn't stand out on a council estate.

So much agree with this

WestwardHo1 · 14/07/2025 11:03

softlyfallsthesnow · 14/07/2025 11:00

Although Queen Victoria's eldest child was always known as Vicky and they were pretty posh.
Unless royalty are above posh perhaps. Hmmm...

The poshest elements of British society are said to look down on the royals as Germanic upstarts. Only those who can trace their lineage back to the Conqueror and possibly Anglo Saxon nobility can be said to be truly posh.

katseyes7 · 14/07/2025 11:06

*spoonbillstretford *
My youngest stepson's mum wanted to call him Sebastian. They live in London but they're both working class, his dad's from a council estate in Manchester.
He put his foot down very firmly because "I'm not having him have seven shades of crap kicked out of him when l take him back up home."
Youngest has a lovely Irish name. Both parents' families are of Irish descent.

Keepyourheartopenandyoureyeswideshut · 14/07/2025 11:07

My posh friend is called Rupert Giles, his sister is called Arabella.

Caledoniadreaming · 14/07/2025 11:09

I grew up with an aristocratic family living nearby (kids went to the local primary school until they went to boarding school). Names included Walter, Percy and Barnabas

jandalsinsummer · 14/07/2025 11:09

Dabralor · 14/07/2025 10:48

Really posh people all have quite dull names like Charles, Elizabeth, Henry, Caroline and George. But they go by their inexplicably stupid nicknames from babyhood like:

Baffy, Tonto, Musher, Wiggy and Roops

Listen out for it next time you are at the Polo or Henley. Or read some PG Wodehouse!

Yes agree Kate, William and so on compulsory for the genuinely posh in an old money way.

Ottilia is also lovely and very SW London new(ish) posh. I love Clementine and Monty too but couldn’t quite bring myself to do it to my own child! Clemmie is just too like clammy IMHO.

it is very Brit old wealth to hand down uniforms and so on, I did that with my kids but the money hasn’t flowed towards me in the same way despite my best efforts!

SouthLondonMum22 · 14/07/2025 11:09

DS is Rupert and I've had the ''ohh, that's posh'' comment a few times when he was born and people were asking his name.

WestwardHo1 · 14/07/2025 11:10

I would always have said I thought Giles was a mega posh name. I knew a Giles at university whose dad was a Lord.

Yet since settling in the far south west I've known loads of distinctly un-posh Gileses. One of them is even a crane operator at a boat yard 😁

brunettemic · 14/07/2025 11:10

I have this weird thing where if someone insists on the “full” name I view it as “posh”. I’ve no idea where it comes from but it basically gives a lot of names the potential to be posh…so there’s a boy in DD’s class whose mum insists on her son being called Timothy, even correcting other children. So I’ve decided that’s posh.

Flyswats · 14/07/2025 11:10

Clytemnestra

MargolyesofBeelzebub · 14/07/2025 11:11

AstonUniversityPotholeDepartment · 14/07/2025 11:02

It is.

I never knew that! So Luh-Teese instead of "lettuce"?

PizzaForBreakfast · 14/07/2025 11:11

Forgottenmyphone · 14/07/2025 08:48

Cordelia, Rupert and Alberta

My daughter had a Cordelia in her class, along with her sibling Herbert. They always had that scruffy look in the poshest way possible, very Boris Johnson-esque. Their mum frequently shared photos in the WhatsApp group of them playing tennis or tending the plants in their sprawling garden, casually mentioning that it was their private tennis court.

She never quite acknowledged the rest of us at the school gates and her children didn’t do playdates, to preserve the family lineage I presume.

WestwardHo1 · 14/07/2025 11:11

jandalsinsummer · 14/07/2025 11:09

Yes agree Kate, William and so on compulsory for the genuinely posh in an old money way.

Ottilia is also lovely and very SW London new(ish) posh. I love Clementine and Monty too but couldn’t quite bring myself to do it to my own child! Clemmie is just too like clammy IMHO.

it is very Brit old wealth to hand down uniforms and so on, I did that with my kids but the money hasn’t flowed towards me in the same way despite my best efforts!

Edited

Read Snobs by Julian Fellowes

MargolyesofBeelzebub · 14/07/2025 11:11

Flyswats · 14/07/2025 11:10

Clytemnestra

Sounds like something that needs some strong antibiotics!

Alondra · 14/07/2025 11:12

When the first born of King Felipe and Letizia was born and was called Leonor everyone raised an eyebrow. The name was so old, it had almost disappeared in Spain. Within 2 years, Sweden and Belgium had newborn princesses called Leonore and Eleanor.

Leonor was never a posh name, it became trendy in some European countries after Felipe and Letizia rescued the name from the history book.

ChocolateCinderToffee · 14/07/2025 11:12

Bonnie Connie Donnie Johnnie Lonnie Ronnie and Tammy Wynette.

(Bill Bryson said it first).

Cattery · 14/07/2025 11:12

Thunderpants88 · 14/07/2025 09:42

Cornelius
Vincent
Kenneth

My dad was Kenneth. He was working class from Camberwell 😂

BunnyLake · 14/07/2025 11:12

WestwardHo1 · 14/07/2025 11:10

I would always have said I thought Giles was a mega posh name. I knew a Giles at university whose dad was a Lord.

Yet since settling in the far south west I've known loads of distinctly un-posh Gileses. One of them is even a crane operator at a boat yard 😁

He might own the boat yard 😁 I would have thought that was a posh name too (with Miles and Niles).

WhycantBarryswim · 14/07/2025 11:13

My DS used to go to school with a Hercules/Ulysses and an Artemis all siblings!

HairsprayBabe · 14/07/2025 11:13

@Pinepeak2434 I suppose nasty right wing racists could be posh but what do I know I'm pathetic apparently :)

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