Death

[BobhopeNohope]

Light-hearted
When I die if anyone says I "lit up a room" or any other such nonsense I'm coming back to haunt them
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My instructions are wear black (my dc and myself own plenty of black so not a problem)
Going out to Goodbye Ruby Tuesday by the Rolling Stones (singalong compulsory) and they can say I was always kind to cats which is true. I wasn't always kind to humans and I m not an angel because I m dead so don't be a hypocrite.

Btw anyone who writes anything along the lines of "with the angles now" will get haunted.
I hate spelling mistakes

Graveyards have restrictions on sizes and designs now - its disappointing there will be no more cemeteries like Highgate or Glasgow’s Necropolis…

My DF had Fade to Grey by Visage on entry to the church. It was almost like being in a music video from the era!

I discovered recently when my df died that shoes aren’t allowed for a cremation .
I didn’t know this …

I think people only go to the angles when they've been acutely ill before they died. I could be wrong though. 🤔😂

I’d like people to say, she hated this world and every one in it

I’d like them not to talk about me in any kind of cliches. Be real.

Well, maybe I'm being obtuse, but I think you're right!

I want guys in black suits and sunglasses to stand around my coffin, so people think i was a mafia boss or something 🤣🤣

With Rodney leading it
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I'm going to be a total fucking pain in the arse. Don't much care about the details of the cremation apart from one song that was played at my adoptive mother's funeral, but I want my ashes to be poured off a particular high rock in Wales when the tide is running hard out to sea either in moonlight or high sun, with not too many people around. It's going to depend on the weather forecast, phase of the moon and the tide tables; good luck with that, if the offspring are going to fulfil my wishes.

I also want some specific possessions I loved burned. They aren't of sentimental value to anyone else, so they can come to an end with me.

Just to really be a pita.

My Mum said she was going to put my late FIL ashes into an egg timer as it would be the most work he'd ever done in his life!

Bit harsh I thought as he was a police officer but I guess she knew him better than me and my Dad never argued against it!

I'm happy to be cremated unless that means I lose my haunting ability. Do you think it will? I have someone I need to come back and see without them having any power over me!!

Funny story. We used to own a Bongo van and were selling it. My son liked looking out the back windows so we said we would look for a new car with similar. One day, a hearse us passed by, and he said "Mum, can we buy one of those?"

Love all that Duckling. Keep them busy.

I’m now wondering if you can get celeb renditions of your eulogy recorded like those birthday greetings. Even better that they’re usually [cough] not the A list. I could get one done by Simon Bates or something.

The person (not me) wanted to see if they could offer any support after her recent bereavement. Upset to find such a thread, after her bereavement.

The thread title could have just been worded better, that's all that was being asked for.

You make a valid point.