Bank of Mumsnet (Light-hearted)

[TyneTeas]

I have just seen that the BoE is looking for suggestions for redesigned banknotes and am now idly wondering if there were a Mumsnet set, what the illustrations may be...

So far I am thinking

A chicken
A fish slice (with or without lube)
A bobble plate

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4nn1d2vzxo

:"we're just taking a look behind the scenes:"

Along the bottom in five fancy script

Free Pink Pauline

Five family meals made from one chicken.

A Mumsnet scarf

Surely an image depicting someone LTB.

If it's places, then the mythical Mumsnet Towers

The Mumsnet haircut.

@PermanentTemporary I was also going to say shitty pouffe!!! It’s still my favourite ever thread.

MN bat
A hobby cloaked because its outing

Terry Wogan

< sprays mind bleach >

I did consider sharing the photo so I could traumatise a whole new generation of MNers but I was worried about my Google search history

A lady surrounded by crows.

A grandfather clock with a giant question mark where the clock chains should be.

A supersoaker

The penis beaker and a Cod ( for those long timers who remember Cod)

A giant kestrel