Bank of Mumsnet (Light-hearted)

[TyneTeas]

I have just seen that the BoE is looking for suggestions for redesigned banknotes and am now idly wondering if there were a Mumsnet set, what the illustrations may be...

So far I am thinking

A chicken
A fish slice (with or without lube)
A bobble plate

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4nn1d2vzxo

A penguin bollard

A spiders willy

An incredibly tall teenager

Twigs and pebbly shit
A shopping list with Naice Ham and Pom Bears

A biscuit emoji

A pedometer since everyone does 10000 steps before breakfast.

Driving test certificate. It's a basic life skill everyone has to drive

A penguin bollard

Must also be incredibly thin and incredibly sporty (Olympic standard)

Boiled piss
Itching teeth

And towels that are washed and tumbled daily at the heat of the sun

No need for bank notes, just cancelled cheques.

A poorly husband sporting the dressing gown of doom

Washing being darked on whilst spiders wipe their willies on it.

I think the penis beaker should grace the £50 note though.

Ducks in a row.

Suzi Quatro's fat nan (just her head, obviously).

Rotated next customer divider on supermarket checkout belt

Teddies 😁

A troll 🧌

A go-to nutritious and delicious meal that is being chucked in an oven.

Windchimes

Brian from Hull.

A Toilet Brush

A spray painted pigeon

A jar of non royal jam. A man dressed up as a spy performing a secret sport (to not be outing). A man child with a Heineken pacifier.

Bowl of soup and some delìcious crusty bread