Bank of Mumsnet (Light-hearted)

[TyneTeas]

I have just seen that the BoE is looking for suggestions for redesigned banknotes and am now idly wondering if there were a Mumsnet set, what the illustrations may be...

So far I am thinking

A chicken
A fish slice (with or without lube)
A bobble plate

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4nn1d2vzxo

Picky bits.

A Pom Bear, surely? or a penis beaker

I think they want places so London (specifically some of the schools) and Centre Parks, a Spa.

A MIL as the devil 👿

A slow cooker

🚩🚩 🚩

A picture of the Sistine chapel with the figure from the scream next to it 😂

A picture of a man doing his own laundry as no self-respecting MNer ever does washing for her DH.

A man t-rexing in a supermarket

It won't feature an ironing board as that is still missing.

A pit of vipers

An “escape goat”

A fatball

@BlackeyedSusanyour response is my favourite 😂 I still have the occasional idle wondering about that bloody ironing board!

instructions on when to call 101

playmobil people

Surely anything BUT a toilet brush 😀

The number for Women's Aid

A HUGE salad

Bolonz

A nest of vipers

Someone snapping and farting

A shitty pouffe

An enormous chicken

A penguin bollard
Cocklodger
A roast chicken which makes 7 meals

The town hall steps.
A missing ironing board.
A massive salad.

A fat ball with a husband eating it .

Someone running a race while reading a thread