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Does anyone have any desire whatsoever to live on Mars ?

96 replies

LaurieFairyCake · 20/06/2025 14:43

I really, really don’t. I have no interest in even going into space never mind travelling to another planet.

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XenoBitch · 20/06/2025 23:11

PizzaSophiaLoren · 20/06/2025 23:10

I don’t know? How much bang for your buck? What are the schools like?

Right now, very low class numbers. Great time to get your kid enrolled.

Kleya25 · 20/06/2025 23:13

Nope. The thought of living out my days with the likes of Musk and Trump and Bezos about chills me to the bone. Be great if we could send them up there via a one way ticket though...

Darkeststarwillshine · 20/06/2025 23:14

I would perhaps visit the planet if we were much more technologically advanced. A spaceship as safe as the ones in startrek would be needed. In reality I would definitely not go. It takes many months to get there and what if something happens to your ship whilst you are there and you are stuck for a long time?

Noshowlomo · 20/06/2025 23:15

I’d love to see humans go to mars in mg lifetime. Not necessarily live there but have a walk around. It would be amazing

Gagamama2 · 20/06/2025 23:17

I can’t think of anything more depressing or terrifying than living on Mars. To me, anyone who is volunteering themselves to live up there is at best a narcissist and at worst a psychopath

3luckystars · 20/06/2025 23:19

I just know, first and foremost, that I would not sleep very well there.

CtrlAltDlt · 20/06/2025 23:26

Gagamama2 · 20/06/2025 23:17

I can’t think of anything more depressing or terrifying than living on Mars. To me, anyone who is volunteering themselves to live up there is at best a narcissist and at worst a psychopath

His name was Elon
He was a mogul
With yellow transplants in his hair
And a dress cut down to there

MrsKypp · 20/06/2025 23:30

No way! I love living in our London suburb near the beautiful river, with cafés, shops, people, etc.

TheSilentSister · 20/06/2025 23:30

Nooo - I wouldn't want my eyes to pop out like Arnie on Total Recall. I'd rather try and survive a Zombie attack than go to Mars. I've clearly watched too many films.

MarxistMags · 20/06/2025 23:31

Are you mad ?

XenoBitch · 20/06/2025 23:35

TheSilentSister · 20/06/2025 23:30

Nooo - I wouldn't want my eyes to pop out like Arnie on Total Recall. I'd rather try and survive a Zombie attack than go to Mars. I've clearly watched too many films.

Come to Swindon. Popping out eyes or zombie attack are actual choices here 😆

CtrlAltDlt · 20/06/2025 23:39

Total Recall is an awesome film, really a complete headfuck. Is Swindon truly like that? I've never been there.

stargirl1701 · 20/06/2025 23:40

Not in reality.

Yes in the USS Enterprise.

CtrlAltDlt · 20/06/2025 23:42

It's in the USS Enterprise?

I have completely re-evaluated my world view these last few minutes.

XenoBitch · 20/06/2025 23:42

CtrlAltDlt · 20/06/2025 23:39

Total Recall is an awesome film, really a complete headfuck. Is Swindon truly like that? I've never been there.

It is. We have 3 boobed women here, and people with strange limbs 😉

XenoBitch · 20/06/2025 23:43

stargirl1701 · 20/06/2025 23:40

Not in reality.

Yes in the USS Enterprise.

That is Star Trek though... in the far future when everything is nice anyway.

verityveritas · 20/06/2025 23:43

No thanks. Or the moon, or under the sea. I like this blue planets terra firma.

CtrlAltDlt · 20/06/2025 23:47

XenoBitch · 20/06/2025 23:42

It is. We have 3 boobed women here, and people with strange limbs 😉

Your tourist board needs to up its game. Imagine the selfies!

TheWandyDoorholes · 20/06/2025 23:49

There isn't anything there . There isn't even a Waitrose there . Where would us Mumsnetters get our naice ham? Do they even the internet up there ? Can guinea pigs live there?

Apudebeaumarchet · 20/06/2025 23:49

Cleanestpuppy · 20/06/2025 20:32

Now I’m just thinking how much I miss Mars planets 😭😂

And Cadbury’s Astros.

XenoBitch · 20/06/2025 23:50

TheWandyDoorholes · 20/06/2025 23:49

There isn't anything there . There isn't even a Waitrose there . Where would us Mumsnetters get our naice ham? Do they even the internet up there ? Can guinea pigs live there?

No MIL up there though... unless she insists on also going.

WhyDoesItAlways · 20/06/2025 23:55

Pedallleur · 20/06/2025 15:10

I've watched The Martian and nothing would entice me to live there. might be ok in Star Trek time but not yet

I would if Matt Damon needed help repopulating the planet 😜

stargirl1701 · 20/06/2025 23:56

@CtrlAltDltThe journey would be in The Enterprose; not the planet!

stargirl1701 · 20/06/2025 23:56

@XenoBitchHence my preference!

3luckystars · 20/06/2025 23:57

Yeah! I’d go up there with Matt Damon definitely and would eat potatoes and listen to disco music between the games of twister. Count me in for that.

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