Throwing a party on mumsnet what will you bring what will you wear

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Just a bit of fun.
I will bring coffee and mini pork pies.
And dress in a inflatable cow outfit.

Sorry about the spelling mistake in title will ask mn to sort it.

I will bring something that is absolutely not a upf as everyone here knows that one bite of such a thing would kill an elephant stone dead and might ruin the vibe of your party OP.

I'll be wearing a bridesmaid dress because everyone seems to love those.

Only if it's so undercooked that it's basically lemon liquid.

I’ll wear my Big Girl pants, bring a vast quantity of gin and tonic and a small tub of pate

I'd wear something frummmmpy. Wouldn't be difficult to find something as most items of clothing have been branded as such on here at some point or other. I'm sure I can find an appropriate outfit in my wardrobe!
And I'd bring a lunch box stuffed with foods that have been consificated by schools.

If it’s not too late to accept I’ll be the one in the Dry Robe and please note I do not live by the sea or have a sporty child. I’ll make a chilli that rammed with montezeuma 92% dark chocolate. I’m sort of known for it at parties. 😆

I’m not bringing anything, as to do so would be an attention seeking, passive aggressive slight against you the host OP, implying that your catering is not good enough.

Actually I might dress for fun and wear DH's Dressing Gown of Doom.

Is this in classics?

I doubt it, maybe @Kleptronicknows

I'll be in my athleisure as I may or may not be going to the gym after.
Bringing a lasagna in case there's a widowed man there, bless him.

I’m going to wear a striped Breton top, Boden skirt and fit flops (for my plantar fasciitis, naturally).
Since someone has already kindly offered to bring a chicken I’ll just bring a single lettuce leaf, grapes sliced lengthwise for desert.
Can’t see a mention of a cheese board yet, I’ll pop into Waitrose on the way in the new Range Rover.

I will be wearing this gown and will provide a tower of Ferrero Rocher.

I need to give my head a wobble because I don’t know what to wear. After getting my ducks in a row I’ll check the toilets in the venue to make sure there are no toilet brushes hanging around, filthy things. I’ll bring a pile of novels for all the avid readers who devour books

And we can all have leftovers for days!

Ok, but don’t forget to run your loo brush through the dishwasher first ! 😂

paper and pencil required for drawing of the parking please !!

I'll bring my diary and write down all of the dates from your calendar when your Mexican house is empty

I will bring crudités and hummus.
I will wear floaty ditsy print dress, denim jacket and pink gazelles.

Can we play thread charades ??

Note to self (im gonna do the T-Rex in the aisles, and the shagging in the hedge one) 😂

Has anyone brought dishwasher salmon?

Can I also bring my 6ft 3 handsome DH, and my tall, slim gorgeous DCs too?

I’ll bring my own Tupperware for the leftovers. For my kids, you know.

It doesn’t matter what I wear, because only the insecure and shallow care about style and beauty.

I’ll bring some really crap homemade biscuits in a Lakeland cellophane bag, because everyone appreciates a homemade gift 😉

I will be counting calories so not eating and only drinking chilled water. Will wear a denim dress, pearls to clutch and my perfume of the day.

I’ll bring all the All Inclusive watered down 10am cocktails (just enjoyed that tread) cheers!
I’ll wear my bikini but change in to my pjs for an afternoon nap zzzz