Throwing a party on mumsnet what will you bring what will you wear

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Just a bit of fun.
I will bring coffee and mini pork pies.
And dress in a inflatable cow outfit.

Sorry about the spelling mistake in title will ask mn to sort it.

A hoodie saying "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come" 🤣

I will wear a sequin and tulle flower girl's dress, a tiara, some plastic jewelry, glittery nail varnish and a smear of lipstick from my DMs dressing table. My signature fragrance will be made from rose petals collected from the garden and steeped in tap water.
I will give the hostess a home made card and a gift that I secretly want for myself.

Will there be pass the parcel and cake?
Yes, there's a 5 year old trying to get out...

I'll bring a giant Connie the caterpillar cake for those of us with a sweet tooth....or maybe two if there's a fair few of us? And wear something glitz and glam for the special occasion.

Yes!!

I will bring Prosecco and I will wear my midi floral summer dress with a denim jacket and white trainers 🤣

I’ll bring elderflower cordial and hope someone asks me why I am not drinking so I can say ‘Did you mean to be so rude?’ and give them the Paddington Hard Stare…I’ll be wearing black cigarette trousers and a silk cami of course

I’ll be wearing a t-shirt that says ‘no is a complete answer’.

I'll be wearing my new hat and will bring a lemon drizzle cake.

Oh I knew there was one more thing! Lemon drizzle cake!

Has anyone signed up to bring the super soakers yet?

I’ll bring an Indian snack pack and a case of Brixton lager.

I’ll wear my Lucy & Yak brown cotton trousers with my Van Gogg Sunflowers t-shirt. I’m very into clodhoppers at the moment so I will wear my brown/green walking boots and thick socks.

I remember when it was all fields round here, and we used to have a Drunk Thread on a Friday night.

I'll be bringing bacon, bacon and some more bacon. And vodka.

Will we need to start the party early afternoon? This being MN none of us will answer the door after sunset so guests will be left waiting on the doorstep in their party finery. Anyway, we wouldn't want to get darked on.

@MyFavouriteSpoon the Mumsnet chicken is really really really really really really really legendary 🤣

@Kleptronic me too! I’d forgotten the Friday drunk thread

I’m bringing the Emergency Trifle.

I’ll wear a string of pearls to clutch.

Will bring Pom bears is the mumsnet scarf still a thing?

I am bringing Tunnocks teacakes and wearing immodest clothing - bum scrunch leggings and a crop top, which will be all the more scandalous because I definitely do not have a size 6 body.

I’m bringing my 2 golden retrievers - they won’t be on their leads and will want to sit on the sofas
sorry in advance for the hairs on the black cigarette trousers
you can all say what a wonderful dog owner I am 😂
They will also happily lick the dishes before they go in the dishwasher ( apologies if your DIL is there)

A thimbleful of wine is more than plenty for us all

i shall be wearing red pants under white trousers as they will be completely invisible

whos organising the party Ballonz?

I will wear my mumsnet scarf, it will need a good wash as it's been in the wardrobe for at least 10 years

I'll bring a note from the neighbours moaning about all you CFers blocking their driveways

I'll bring weed.

I'll wear a band t-shirt and pyjama bottoms.

Oh...has anyone offered to bring smelling salts and hankerchiefs yet?

Pom bears and gin.