One of those things that makes twirly veggies (Spirallythingy) – pain in the arse to assemble and clean after using for 5 minutes.
Wrong food processor – pain in the arse to assemble and clean after 5 minutes use. Must buy a new one because there are recipes/meals I no longer cook because the blasted machine hates me/I hate it.
Shark vacuum – reviews said it was light and easy to use. ‘Light my arse’ ! Does a good deep clean but is now too heavy for husband or me to use. New GTech is much better and no cable to drag around.
Vax carpet shampooer – it didn’t leave the carpets dry in an hour and took two hours to disassemble and clean. However, the steam mop which was free with it is brilliant !
Stand alone cat run for the patio – should have got a Catio outside the patio doors.
Brick Bread maker
Very niche handmade leather French handbag – never used. I gave my husband the ‘please say you don’t like it’ look but, of course, he said ‘I like it, buy it’. He never was good at reading faces. I know it was my fault to actually buy it but my French isn’t good enough to say ‘sorry, I’ve changed my mind’.
However, the expensive leather Cowboy Boots I bought in the States, despite only having worn them twice are still my much loved, pride and joy and are almost an art installation !
We didn’t buy the slow cooker because it was free from a mail order company (remember them?!) but we came home to a greasy veggie mess on the floor, no meat, but two smug looking cats.
Hoover H-Dry Tumble Drier – it has 12345678987654321 different settings including remote access from phone, wi-fi, probably telepathy but won’t dry towels in one session and takes a duvet cover and tangles it into a tight wet ball. I’ve contacted Hoover ‘Customer Services’ twice and not had a reply.
Our washing machine timer countdown also makes times up as it goes along.
On the other side…..
£30 Lavazza coffee machine is used 2-3 times a day. Love it.