because it's friday - (lighthearted)things your body can't do

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barring physical limitations of course.

I can't move my hands/fingers asymetrically. my piano teacher tried very hard to teach.

same for my eye brows. am very jealous of people who can theatrically raise one eyebrow..

Run.

I can't wiggle my ears- a la Spock- like dh can.

Loads of things tbh 😭

I can't whistle!

I can’t whistle or cartwheel.

I can't twerk

But I can wiggle my ears and do the eyebrow thing.

Run properly, as a young kid I always got the stitch after about two hundred yards, I could walk all day long without feeling tired.

can't shimmy. can't for the life of me figure out what muscles are involved.

Can't shimmy, hula hoop or click my fingers audibly. I can run and raise one eyebrow (haven't tried doing both at the same time!)

hoolahoop - no way!
burpees

Can't whistle, wiggle one ear or eyebrow. Can just about wink!

I can no longer walk in high heels.

Twerk. I mean, I'm quite old, but I can still do loads of things. But twerking? No.

I can't ride a bike or reach high up stuff