What’s happened lately to make you want to die of embarrassment?

[Corneliusthecamel]

Ugh. I won’t get over this one in a hurry.

Today, I was at home minding my own business in the kitchen when I suddenly felt an itchy spot under my boob. As I was bra-less, I lifted my top up (so both boobs fully out) and had a good old scratch. Just for context, I live in a quiet little off-shoot of a quiet road so people wouldn’t usually be peering into my kitchen window, but you could technically walk across my driveway and see in if you wanted to.

At the same moment, a Royal Mail guy knocked on my kitchen window 😨 apparently he had knocked on the front door but nobody answered although I didn’t hear it. I was too mortified to answer and sent my partner down instead. Not sure how to face the postie from now on 😂

I farted in front of the estate agent showing me around a house 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅 it just slipped out, to my defence I’m coeliac and only recently diagnosed so my body is going through some stuff obviously 🤣 but yeah, nice fart, loud and clear in the lull of conversation 🙌🙌

That’s brilliant! Did you acknowledge the fart or just carry on like nothing had happened? 😂

Well I had planned to acknowledge until my DP said “oh!oh no!” On my behalf and in shock.., so I said “oh dear that’s the coeliac in me!” 🤣🤣

Planned to NOT acknowledge I mean