Clean the loo at work?
Our office block has a live-in cleaner but I know speaking to her that she's been on holiday since Monday for two weeks and I strongly suspect that no one has stepped in her absence (the overflowing paper towels in the bin are the giveaway).
There are three offices with multiple people and two loo's in the shared corridor so they get fairly heavy traffic. It's just making me icky sitting down for a pee now after a week of no clean.
Sneak a bottle of bleach and cleaning wipes in my handbag? A quick once over before I leave work tomorrow? Only the loo I always use because I'm one of those people that parks her cheeks always on the same loo 😁