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It just had to be in Cornwall......

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:08

\linkwww.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/the_west_country/cornwall_cornwall/news/CORNWALL_CORNWALL_NEWS_NEWS2.html\look at this} and tell me why people want to move down here!!!

....But don't look if you're easily offended or prone to hysterics!!!

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:08

ARGH - silly underlining!!!!

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Cadbury · 14/01/2005 21:09

Hi wobbles. Long time no see! How are you?

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:09

will this work?

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weightwatchingwaterwitch · 14/01/2005 21:09

I think this is your link! Will read it now!

weightwatchingwaterwitch · 14/01/2005 21:10

No, page not found.

sallystrawberry · 14/01/2005 21:10

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:16

will this work?

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:16

Yes, finally!!!!

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:20

Please someone read it, now that I got the link right!!!!

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sallystrawberry · 14/01/2005 21:27

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:32

I know!!!! Really makes me wonder why people are flocking down to cornwall, don't they know who lives down here!!!!

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tillykins · 14/01/2005 21:33

LOL! Damage to the building was limited but a cow died from smoke inhalation
I'm sorry, its not funny about the cow, but it sounded so funny
Still laughing here

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:35

Animals dying and arson is no laughing matter but the manure fetish.....I was in total hysterics!!!!

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tillykins · 14/01/2005 21:35

So, wobblystarryknicks - do you know him?

tillykins · 14/01/2005 21:36

I know, I'm sorry - its the way it was written, it put such a picture in my mind

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:37

I'm very glad to say I don't!!! But Redruth is only 15 miles or so from where I live. God, imagine if he was an ex or someone like that - argh!!!!

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beansprout · 14/01/2005 21:42

Like the journo cliche of "neighbours didn't know much about him and said he kept himself to himself"

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:43

I'd keep myself to myself if I was covered in manure!!!

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beansprout · 14/01/2005 21:45

Fair point. Too late though, now his pic is in the local rag/on the net. His mum must be so proud!

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 21:49

God, would hate to be his mum!!! At least he didn't have a wife or kids!!!

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coppertop · 14/01/2005 22:20

The arson attacks were awful but I admit to sniggering at the rest. It was the description of him being arrested in shiny red shorts and latex gloves while carrying a bag of ladies underwear that made me PMSL.

I wonder if it was only animal 'waste' that he was interested in? If not I'd hate to be the poor soul who had to go through 300 pairs of soiled ladies undies!!!

IloveMarmite · 14/01/2005 22:30

Makes me think he wants to be a "pig in sh*t"

ps I have morphed, I was warmmum

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wobblystarryknicks · 14/01/2005 22:31

Just the thought of this grown man holding lingerie and rolling in manure cracked me up!!!

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coppertop · 14/01/2005 22:33

It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "I've had a cr@ppy day".

IloveMarmite · 14/01/2005 22:33

Do you think he put the womens underwear on before rolling in the muck, or was he just a sniffer? (ooooh yuck!)

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