Delivery services grumble

[Ahsheeit]

Royal mail: we'll deliver between these times, so please be in. No delivery, so 3 hours after latest times promised, leave the house. 1 minute after doing so, attempt to deliver, ignore alternative instructions and take back to sorting office with a promise to try again the next working day.

DX: lightly caress front door knocker instead of actually using it, delivery next door instead without actually leaving a card to say this.

Evri: throw at random door vaguely near the house, take a photo of it and leg it.

Amazon: knock on door, wait 0.3 seconds then leave on doorstep in full view of busy main road, and state handed to resident.

Any more to add? 🤪

UPS say they've delivered but haven't and then turn up the next day without any notice.

Parcelforce : E mailed 7.08am to say will deliver between 11.30am and 12.30pm.
12.26pm receive text to say as no-one home to take delivery ( DH and I both in lounge ) parcel “handed to my neighbour A BUILDER”
RingCam shows nobody entered drive, rang bell or knocked . Parcel was indeed handed to a random builder working on the empty house next door …..🤬🤬

Royal Mail deliver to the wrong house, or send a vague idea about when you might get a parcel.
Evri, round here, are great.