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Join me in some maladaptive daydreaming

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tinkersfig · 07/03/2025 10:31

I'm sat at my desk wishing I could be anywhere but here!

In my daydream I have a few million say in the bank that's earning me money to pay my bills.

I spend all day in the fancy health club then go home to my beautiful 4 bedroom (unencumbered) house with a walk in double shower and have a luxurious wash.

Get ready in to a beautiful dress and go out for a lovely meal with DH then back home to sit in silk PJs in my emperor sized bed watching Harry Potter films.

Couple of orgasms, then 12 hours sleep ready to do it all again tomorrow.

Ahhhhh the dream!

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LittleRedRidingHoody · 07/03/2025 14:52

Hahaha. Love it!

I'm wake up naturally at 5am and am a wonderfully attentive parent to DS, making him breakfast from scratch and playing with him before the school run. Then also go to a fancy health club, go for aqua aerobics/Zumba, little spa session after, do my hair and makeup without rush, put on a cute outfit. Fancy lunch out with a book, and then maybe something cultural, or a spot of shopping. School run again, have a tutor for an extra curricular or sport for him, make a healthy UPF free dinner before a loving, yell/bribe free bedtime.

Happily single for the meantime but I'd then have a gorgeous, muscular, intelligent and kind guy bring me fresh flowers, have a nice conversation over a drink, good sex, shoo him off home afterwards and starfish in a kingsize bed.

tinkersfig · 07/03/2025 15:39

@LittleRedRidingHoody oh yes, definitely the shooing off. I don't want to share my enormous bed in my own daydream.

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