You know you’re tired when…

[BigJanette]

… you dribble wine down your top 😬

Surely that's just a result of too much wine?

I was once so tired that I poured a whole glass of red wine down my front as I missed my mouth and didn't realise in time.

I know I'm tired when I try putting lip salve in my eyes.....and eye drops in my mouth 🤢🫤😂

One Christmas I went to bed with the sellotape dispenser still taped to my wrist then when I woke up tapped it and couldn’t understand why it wouldn’t tell me the time.

Years ago, a friend of mine fell asleep at a Mötorhead gig, it's my personal definition of tired! (Yes he said he was tired when he went!)

Last week I drove three miles down a dual carriageway with my car keys on the roof absolute miracle that they stayed there!

Keyless cars are great, but not when you’re a tired new Mum

I once sleepily brushed my teeth in a dark bathroom, I also had a heavy cold so my sense of smell was off due to a blocked nose.

Turns out Nair and toothpaste look quite similar in low light I didn’t discover my error until the toothbrush was IN my mouth. The Nair no longer lives anywhere near the sink!

Trying to open my front door with my magnetic card

Hah! I was so tired I totally forgot about this thread!

@FrannyScraps yeah I kinda did what @CircleofWillis did, hand and mouth did not coordinate 😂

These are great, made me laugh!

Trying to lock the front door with my car fob