The last onscreen family you saw is now your family , who is your family?

[ThisPlumShark]

My son has been sent to jail and I'm planning my death to pay off a gangster.

American Dad.

Unfortunately, I’m dead. As are all my pretty chickens, for I was their dam.

I live in a huge posh house with staff. We care about them quite a lot.
I had a mishap with a guest who got very friendly but mama and a trusted maid fixed it.
Daddy's always busy with the estate amd is worrird as he can't bequeath it to me.
Grandma can be quite snippy but she means well.

I've just had a baby in my 40s and the father is one of two men, a billionaire or a barrister. Frankly I don't give a shit about either of them and I'm quite surprised I was arsed to sleep with them at all.

An inventor who likes cheese and a silent but very clever dog.

I'm now the (second) long lost sister of a general surgeon who lives with her other long lost sister surgeon and her sister-in-law surgeon 🤔 Sadly her (guess - surgeon!) husband died in a car accident a while ago and her other (surgical resident) sister died in a plane crash

I just sit around on a device and don't say much but Mum's very busy at work as a Detective Inspector and has a strange wound on her hand that she covers. Dad is a solicitor and works in an office a few floors up and may or may not be a balaclava wearing murderer (I don't know yet!)

I'm a detective investigating murder at the seaside. My dad just died, my annoying mother invited herself to move in. My gay son is off to uni but I keep forgetting to help him get his stuff together and my partner is no help as he's a deputy headmaster and going apeshit because Ofsted are coming this week. But I have nice hair and nice coat.

I'm shunned and called a whore because of what was done to me and I bore a son,he is favoured by the gods and saves humanity,but cannot save me and I have my throat slit.

I'm in luck, I'm watching downton abbey right now 😂

I now run a cartel but I'm not very good at it and the FBI are onto me

The Waterfords.

Blessed be the fruit loops.

The Alaskan Bush People and very happy I'd be about it too!!!! I love the great outdoors!

I'm heavily pregnant with my third child. My DF just died and my daughter is so sad, they were very close. DH is a big shot in an advertising agency on Madison Avenue. He cheated on me, and we broke up for a bit but got back together when I found out I was pregnant. The thing is, I had a revenge one night stand. I'm not sure who the father is.

We used to be so rich and now have to live in a motel.

I live in the village of Drumbán in Northern Ireland and have just been hired as an extra in the series I Am Celt as it is being filmed there. My brother (who is the village Dr) was taken by an alien spacecraft 20 years ago for study, then released unharmed.

I'm a little old lady, a very dedicated knitter. Everywhere I go crime follows, but I always manage to pin it on someone else.

But you are going to learn so much more about life and find true happiness, so it will all work out fine 😂