The last onscreen family you saw is now your family , who is your family?

[ThisPlumShark]

My son has been sent to jail and I'm planning my death to pay off a gangster.

I’m an artist and married to a man who works in insurance. We live in West London, in a house worth several million, with our two teenagers, an aging housekeeper, and, somewhat surprisingly, a bear.

Oh sweet lord jesus
Just watching White Lotus!

Oh crumbs - I now have five sisters and all bar one are in the market for husbands. It’s a good job that Netherfield Hall has been let at last…

Do the Muppets count as a family 🤣

I live with two priests and a housekeeper on an island.

We’re a family of posh country toffs whose paterfamilias has just died in suspicious circumstances. That old woman from the village has just turned up, poking her nose about and giving advice to the police. It’s so frightfully vulgar!

I'm a fucking Duggar 😱

I don't like this game <flounce>

The Durrells. Hopefully that includes the animals in Gerry's zoo...

Im at my younger sisters funeral, my dads talking to my dead mum and the lights have just gone off.

Topsy and Tim's family. Do I have to BE the very perky mum, or do I just have to live with them?

Modern family. Would love to be part of the Pritchett/Tucker clan

I have been hugely instrumental in an attempt to achieve justice for my son and many other children, who were born with limb differences due to the negligence of Corby Borough Council. I'm a single mum of two boys, and a force to be reckoned with.

My pisshead husband just left me as he couldn't cope with my baby's deformed hand and I'm contemplating joining a legal battle

They all work in a primary school, and a camera crew follows them around...

I’ve just escaped an oppressive regime but couldn’t bring my daughter with me. My family are treating me very carefully as I’ve just got back to the house, wild eyed and covered in blood

Arrested Development

Yay, I'm a Dingle.😍

I'm married to a doctor. It's 1970 ish and we both work in Poplar, in the medical profession. I used to be a nun!

Oh we're a family of psychiatrists (one a local celebrity) with a sports loving, ex-policeman dad with a Jack Russell. A quirky English physical therapist/housekeeper and a quick witted colleague and best friend.

I used to be a Nun but fell for the convent Doctor who is actually very close to being God himself.I am now a nurse myself.

We have 4 children between us - 2 adopted and all perfect children. Despite neither of us parents being at home much due to the need for our combined medical expertise the children and home are impeccable and we end each day with hugs , laughs and cocoa .

I'm a police officer and he's a headmaster, watching The Bay

I have a large, blue hairdo, my husband is a feckless idiot and my daughter plays the saxophone. I cannot keep my son under control and my other daughter seems to be a perpetual infant.

Oh, and we are all bright yellow.

I appear to be related to you now! Pass the wellie!

I'm now one of the bad sisters, conspiring to kill my awful brother in law.

Well I'm dead, for a start. I don't know how it happened, yet. DH is a senior detective. One of our offspring is a reporter with a habit of getting bonked on the head and the other just moans a lot and has a habit of flouncing off. We're all fluent in Norwegian.