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The last onscreen family you saw is now your family , who is your family?

118 replies

ThisPlumShark · 03/03/2025 21:07

My son has been sent to jail and I'm planning my death to pay off a gangster.

OP posts:
hereismydog · 03/03/2025 22:58

PubicZirconia · 03/03/2025 21:18

My pisshead husband just left me as he couldn't cope with my baby's deformed hand and I'm contemplating joining a legal battle

Are we related?

Manchesterbythesea · 03/03/2025 23:00

Well this is dreadful..I’m watching the Ruby Franke documentary here🤦🏻‍♀️

Theyhaveallbeenused2 · 03/03/2025 23:01

Absolutely not..just watched the ruby franke documentary i will not claim her

pencilcaseandcabbage · 03/03/2025 23:07

I'm on an 18th century pirate ship with quite an eclectic crew. I really fancy both of the co-captains, but sadly for me, they only have eyes for each other.

Beeinalily · 03/03/2025 23:07

I'm in the same family as you OP, God help us!

thecatneuterer · 03/03/2025 23:11

I'm a singer songwriter who had a son as a teenager and the father then framed me for drug trafficking. While I was in prison he colluded with his uncle to murder my parents and steal my baby son, making me think he had died too. He also stole my songs and became a famous singer. When I got out of prison I vowed revenge and achieved it as, amazingly, he didn't recognise me. After he murdered his wife he too went to prison. When he got out we somehow fell in love and lived happily ever after, selling out stadia and going on world tours.

I know it sounds ridiculous, but I love that series SO much I've now watched it three times, and there are 160 hour long episodes!

Anyone recognise it?

ALoversConcerto · 03/03/2025 23:13

fourelementary · 03/03/2025 22:57

👋 oh well if you’re married to Dr Turner I will have Cyril!

Cyril is pretty hot , I'm guessing you're Nurse Clifford? 😊

shellyleppard · 03/03/2025 23:16

I'm living in America with the Pearson family ❤️

SnowFrogJelly · 03/03/2025 23:17

The Slaters.. ouch

BestZebbie · 03/03/2025 23:17

On the plus side, I'll probably have a great standard of living for about fifty years, but on the minus side, it will stop abruptly once the rebellion next reaches the Capitol. Alternatively I will have a lot of music and cheap bootleg whiskey in my life, if not a lot else.

NewMe2024 · 03/03/2025 23:17

It seems I am now a member of the royal household. Blessing and a curse, I s’pose. At least I am for of corgis.

Boredmum24 · 03/03/2025 23:19

Homestead rescue. At least the raneys are handy with a power toot. Could do worse

NewMe2024 · 03/03/2025 23:20

shakeitoffshakeacocktail · 03/03/2025 22:53

I live in a beautiful historic small town in Connecticut (I think) (think colourful autumns and pretty snow in winter)
The people who live here are lovely and quirky but very involved in each others lives and town activities.
My mum is coffee obsessed, we eat at the diner all the time, except for Friday night dinners at my grandparents house, which is a literal mansion

Ugh, jealous. I so want to be a Gilmore Girl and I got the bloody royals.

NewMe2024 · 03/03/2025 23:20

MamaGarl85 · 03/03/2025 21:13

Do the Muppets count as a family 🤣

Hell yeah!

ThisIsMyYearToFindMyself · 03/03/2025 23:21

I’m now a happily married man, living in Wales with my wife and three kids. I’ve come back home for my best friends wedding. No one is quite sure if he’s marrying the right woman. The wedding is in a few hours…

My family is THE BEST 😍.

Teribus21 · 03/03/2025 23:22

I seem to have 3 very nerdy siblings who know an awful lot about obscure science but can’t seem to find their way to the shower. The paterfamilias is Amal Rajan who gabbles weird questions at us all the time but never seems to ask why none of them has brushed his/her hair for at least a week.

Climber12 · 03/03/2025 23:24

I'm a genius and live with my best friend who is very clever but is not even close to as clever as I am. I do have a girlfriend but we don't live together as I have no interest in having coitus.

Queenanne20 · 03/03/2025 23:27

My late father was a detective who taught my brother a "code" to live by to deal with his blood lust. He's now a forensics "lab geek" for Miami Metro where he dishes out his own brand of justice, murdering killers who think they've got away with it. He works alongside my sister who has just been made Lieutenant of the homicide squad. I'm just hoping my little nephew, my brother's son doesn't grow up to take after him!

HundredPercentUnsure · 03/03/2025 23:27

I broke out of prison(s) with my brother multiple times. I changed my name, faked my death and my widowed-wife unknowingly remarried the person at the head of the group who are hunting me down to kill me (again). Our child shares my name. I like dramatic pauses.

Tarkan · 03/03/2025 23:29

My husband works for the CIA and we have two kids who are very different from each other, one is a bit of a stoner especially when she's with her boyfriend, and our son is a bit of a nerd, both are good kids overall though although their dad can be quite hard on them.

We're also harbouring an alien who saved my husband's life in Area 51 and a talking fish (who is really a German ski jumper trapped in the body of the fish).

Pieceofpurplesky · 03/03/2025 23:31

ALoversConcerto · 03/03/2025 21:24

I'm married to a doctor. It's 1970 ish and we both work in Poplar, in the medical profession. I used to be a nun!

Me too. I would rather be Trixie though for her fabulous wardrobe. Sadly I am more likely to be Sister Mildred

RitaIncognita · 03/03/2025 23:34

MamaGarl85 · 03/03/2025 21:13

Do the Muppets count as a family 🤣

And what about the College of Cardinals?

MferMonsterSearchingForRedemption · 03/03/2025 23:38

I live with the Barones.

I wouldn't mind having Robert as a brother, but Raymond and his father??

thecatneuterer · 03/03/2025 23:41

Tarkan · 03/03/2025 23:29

My husband works for the CIA and we have two kids who are very different from each other, one is a bit of a stoner especially when she's with her boyfriend, and our son is a bit of a nerd, both are good kids overall though although their dad can be quite hard on them.

We're also harbouring an alien who saved my husband's life in Area 51 and a talking fish (who is really a German ski jumper trapped in the body of the fish).

I don't know what this is but I know I want to watch it!

ALoversConcerto · 03/03/2025 23:42

Pieceofpurplesky · 03/03/2025 23:31

Me too. I would rather be Trixie though for her fabulous wardrobe. Sadly I am more likely to be Sister Mildred

Yes I love Trixie 's wardrobe! Clothing for women back then was so much more glamorous and feminine than today it seems.