The last onscreen death you saw is how you die , how do you die?

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Frozen lake

Poisoned by a letter dipped in cyanide.

Robot

Shot in the foot by my estranged wife who had no recollection of me as she committed suicide by jumping of a bridge. However she did bring me back to life with a goats brain... so am I dead?

Stabbed to death accidentally by a former plantation owner who has decided to play at being a pirate.

Stabbed by an orc

Child birth ! The shock is probably what did it I’m 60 !

A hit and run

On a rail replacement bus service.

Crushed by a beam in a collapsing pub. (Martin from Eastenders)

Face-hugging chest-burster.

At home in bed of age-related illness. Doesn’t sound too bad right? Except it’s the 1830’s and so I would probably suffer a fair bit ‘til I got there with no decent antibiotics, pain relief or breathing aids. 😬

Being cut up and thrown on a compost heap by Monty Don.

Stabbed in the neck by my niece, who is a pastor. I deserved it though.

Burnt alive - by myself in a woodland cabin with agent Cross just staring at me. The next time that man asks me to go to a woodland cabin with him, I'm saying no 😏

Stabbed by a demon. Immediately came back as a demon, so my body is keeping busy at least.

Shot in the leg in a football stadium changing room. Haven't found out who did it and why yet.

Wooden stake through the heart.

What on earth were you watching???

Murdered by The Traitors. It was painless at least.

Zombies

Oh shit....😱
Drunk and drowned, but I'm a teetotaler due to health issues.

Hanging in The Handmaid's Tale. At the rate the world is going well it might not be far off...

Oh bleugh. Alien bites my head off.

Mauled by a Bengal tiger in a hedge maze on an English country estate. Painful , I imagine.

In the Queen Vic after a fire