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My crotch is on fire

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Water41 · 04/02/2025 15:52

Oh god I can't believe I'm posting this. Period arrived a couple of days early so grabbed a pad from my sister's. It's an always maxi and it is irritating the fucking life out of me. It literally feels like my crotch is on fire. I'm waiting in a queue that I can't leave (because groceries) and all i want to do is rive my skin off.

Luckily I have my beloved lillets so I can go and change but fuck me I never knew always products had got this bad!

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CantStopBuyingSeeds · 04/02/2025 15:53

Sounds like an allergic reaction

Water41 · 04/02/2025 15:53

Sorry I'm posting here to distract myself a bit! I feel like I'm walking like John Wayne!

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tinkersmell34 · 04/02/2025 16:03

Read this to the tune of the famous Kings of Leon song.

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Balloonhearts · 04/02/2025 16:06

They're scented now. I switched to bodyform.

pizzaHeart · 04/02/2025 16:09

Some pads are so perfumed that you can smell them through the packaging. Hope you got to the loo by now. Lillets are fab, we do a special trip for them once in a few months for DD as they are not available everywhere.
I had bad experience with daily Always some time ago so now watch them as a hawk. Boots own pads are ok ( and cheaper)

MooseBeTimeForSnow · 04/02/2025 16:12

tinkersmell34 · 04/02/2025 16:03

Read this to the tune of the famous Kings of Leon song.

We did something similar when a neighbour’s Citroen Saxo went up in flames

Water41 · 04/02/2025 16:16

It's unscented apparently (I checked before putting it on)

Never again. I'd rather use a wodge of toilet paper that one of those. It literally felt like it was burning me. ☹️

I use lillets maternity pads because they're really soft and comfy!

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Water41 · 04/02/2025 16:16

pizzaHeart · 04/02/2025 16:09

Some pads are so perfumed that you can smell them through the packaging. Hope you got to the loo by now. Lillets are fab, we do a special trip for them once in a few months for DD as they are not available everywhere.
I had bad experience with daily Always some time ago so now watch them as a hawk. Boots own pads are ok ( and cheaper)

I buy mine on Amazon!

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CarnivorousHipPain · 04/02/2025 16:19

Those reeking pads drive me mad. The pad aisle smells like a cheap restaurant toilet.

They must be in kahoots with Canesten!

Mischance · 04/02/2025 16:22

At my adult DDs I once was in the loo and the paper had run out, so I grabbed what I thought was a wet wipe - it was a dettox wipe! - OUCH!!! Luckily the shower was right by the loo!

Mirabai · 04/02/2025 16:32

My question is - who decided women wanted scented pads? I bet it was a man.

CantStopBuyingSeeds · 04/02/2025 18:01

@MooseBeTimeForSnow PLEEEEASE tell me you blasted it on repeat with the windows open

CantStopBuyingSeeds · 04/02/2025 18:02

@pizzaHeart Amazon has them!

WhatTheKey · 04/02/2025 18:03

tinkersmell34 · 04/02/2025 16:03

Read this to the tune of the famous Kings of Leon song.

Am singing it to the tune of "this girl is on fire."

MrsWinkly · 04/02/2025 18:09

Ouch 😩
Aloe vera helps, especially if you keep it in the fridge.
Once had the worst itch caused by changing my washing powder.
Had to do a sort of hip thrusting speed walkers action on the way home just to get some crotch relief as it's not really acceptable to give things a good hoof in public...😬

pizzaHeart · 04/02/2025 18:25

@Water41 @CantStopBuyingSeeds
thank you ! I haven’t realised that they are available on Amazon

Water41 · 05/02/2025 06:48

Much better this morning thank god. Genuinely wanted to rip my skin off yesterday while wearing the bloody thing!

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StarlightLady · 05/02/2025 12:16

Lighthearted. As you’re much better l’ll say this now (seemed inappropriate before); some women will do anything to attract a fireman 😀!

JellyComb · 05/02/2025 13:08

I like the scented ones! (They don't irritate me at all).

curious79 · 05/02/2025 13:15

most period products these days, and particularly the typical ones stocked, have tonnes of forever chemicals in them. Plus the plastics mean they cause sweating and irritation. I speak from experience as a former fiery crotch person.

I love more natural brands, with organic unbleached cotton. Including:
Daye - yourdaye.com
&Sisters - plastic free, available from Boots

I use a moon cup, have done for years now, which has massively cut down costs. wearemooncup.com
Getting used to a moon cup is probably best done over a weekend, in the summer, with easy access to loo and sink (I wasn't entirely sure what I was doing initially and managed not to cover my cervix on an outing - ok as was wearing a light pad) but once you get it it is brilliant.

Look after your vag!!

Water41 · 05/02/2025 13:58

I can't wear anything internally unfortunately. I will look at those pads though, thank you!

I tried washable ones and found them are too bulky, to the point they chafed my thighs.

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