Embarrassing men you find secretly sexy

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Who is your embarrassing cringe famous person crush? I'll start with what I suspect is the most embarrassing - Emmanuel Macron. I know he's a total tool and arrogant, and it's cheesy as hell but honestly I just think yes! Even that CRINGE photo of him with his shirt wide open and hairy rug chest on display, remember that? Everyone mocked, I mocked, and yet.....
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Yes! But only if he keeps his hat on.

@Strawpollplease Are you my sister? I'd do not there are two of you? 😱😱😱

Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen

Alan Alda in MASH.

Jeremy Clarkson

Yes me too! Something about his floppy hair and scarf. I think he'd be very dry and witty. Always a pleasure when the news flips over to his report.

Ooooh, lucky you!

Naw, he'll say it's just because his dogs are the size of a donkey...😉

I love Willian Hague, have done for a long time. Also Lord Flasheart. Wooof!

Hague is ugly but has the most amazing voice. I remember waking up to radio 4 in 1997 and thinking "who is that sexy man". Couldn't believe it when I found out!!

Guilty - I love that slow sexy drawl and same with Mark Rylance.

This is Mumsnet, not YouTube/Facebook/Twitter/TikTok etc. We can use all the words here, thank fuck. 😁

I love this thread; it's made me see how normal I am.

ELON MUSK????
BOJO??
REES-MOGG??

I hope the shame is deep in those posters! 😂 Keep your true selves hidden for eternity, lest you be cast out of your families, jobs, and society to live in the forest. And quite right, too!

Barack Obama, Trevor Noah, and Cillian Murphy for me. Like most people who haven't had their brain scrambled by a bang on the head as an infant. 😱

Going to bed in a warm glow of superiority and judgement now! 😂😂😂

Oh yes, that's why I love him. When he goes off on a rant about something it's irresistible 😍

I was going to say same about Gaddafi. Dictators give me a unacceptable boner, but I can't help it. Do you think we'll be banned for saying so.

Vitali Klitschko is also very intoxicating.

Me too.

I do think he's intelligent and hilarious.

I once had a great dream that I was one of his students and he took us all on a trip to some castle and I was properly lusting after him and trying to instigate an affair 😆

Claude from The Apprentice rubs thighs

'I once saw Bill Clinton in the early 90's when he was campaigning for President in the US. He flashed a smile at me and I was smitten. Now, it's a bit embarrassing.'

Me too. He's massive in that American way and the charisma was off the scale. Such swagger and confidence. Lots of politicians around, but all eyes were on BC. I'm fascinate by charisma - good looks can have none and no looks lots of it. It can't be smell because it can come through the t.v. screen at you.

Agreed.

Those TikToks are so cute.

Good to know! I would also go for Zelensky and Greg Davies.

Little finger from the game of thrones. Irresistible

Hell yes!

Me too.
And Terry Wogan. Actually, I can't remember a time that I didn't have a thing for Terry Wogan.

Yes, I get this. Dark and brooding. I imagine sitting in the dark with him, glass of whisky in hand, listening to Leonard Cohen.