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Two catering size bags of confectioners custard? DS works in a supermarket and there were two bags of sealed custard, the type that they use in doughnuts, going out of date, so he brought them home. One chocolate one vanilla. We don’t eat lots of sweet stuff and I’m not wanting to do much baking (but I will I guess) But what?

I know this isn’t what you asked, but did your DS have permission to take them home? Because when I worked in retail this would have been an absolute no-no.

You now have two 'Door Stop Slammers'

(Colour coded to boot)

Local school
Food bank with a cafe

Yes. It was from the staff canteen and they often give staff leftovers.

Ood now so won't take

Make ice cream with them? Bonus points if you have an ice cream maker, but if you don't just bung them in the freezer and use a hand whisk a couple of times to churn them before they freeze complete.

Why would you spend money making something with something you don't want?

It's something that was going to waste anyway, don't use your bodies as the bin.