21st century Penis Beaker??

[Violetmarmalade]

Do you think the makers of the 'Glizz Wash' have been trawling through the MN classics?

glizzwash.com/products/brush-automatic-cleaner-easy-one-touch-operation-for-small-medium-large-rechargeable-cup?variant=50662095192391

It's a dog paw cleaner

"Portable Dog Paw Cleaner with Soft Silicone Brush UK | Ubuy" https://www.u-buy.co.uk/product/7VWOHUWOC-dogness-automatic-dog-paw-cleaner-dog-paw-washer-for-small-and-medium-sized-dog-paw-cleaner-for-dogs-and-cats-blue

That's what they say...

Imagine the advertising pictures if they told you what it was really for...

Yeah, the dense and soft bristles make me think it lends itself more to cleaning dog paws rather than a penis. Imagine sticking your dick in a rotating receptacle with bristles inside! What could possibly go wrong eh?

'No fumbling with tissues or racing to the bathroom while awkwardly clutching your dignity. The Glizz Wash saves the day' says the blurb. Unless your dog is called Dignity?

Also, I'd love to have been at the creative meeting where someone obviously suggested it be called Jizz Wash. Someone more senior clearly overruled and changed it to Glizz Wash which they felt was a much more classy name. It's not much better though really is it?

Imagine doing the deed on a ONS and then he gets this out of the drawer 😅

Is it prefilled with water? So it will be cold?

I can imagine blokes never changing the water 🤮

Omg yes. Why would a dog paw cleaner have a discount for Valentine's Day? And "ensuring you're as fresh as the first kiss " 🤢

The last comment on the reviews is making me giggle 🤣

I liked the reviewer who claimed it was 'a bit small', yeah right 😉