What words or terms would you put in a Mumsnet “anti-glossary”?

[IchiNiSanShiGo]

Inspired by a couple of posts I’ve seen recently, what words or phrases really “give you the ick”, that you’d love to see in a list of them to be banned or redacted?

The posts I’ve seen recently would suggest “hubby” and “picky bits” as a couple of prime contenders.

I personally would suggest “hun” when used as a bit of a pejorative, but it doesn’t bother me so much when it’s used in a more conciliatory or supportive way.

Also, “giving me the ick” is actually giving me the ick…

Big job

I can't bear the posts signed with a kiss. x

"Poorly" is up there with "picky bits", also.

Me neither, unless there’s an actual reason for it.

https://www.mumsnet.com/i/acronyms

Poorly tummy

Bleugh

If it's not misogyny, generally it seems to be narcissism on MN!

Another thread has just reminded me of another one,
Doing or done when referring to a place.
It sounds so arrogant and quite aggressive.

Narcissist
misogeny
boundaries

I’ve just read 2 intolerable phrases on the same thread, so had to come back -

first post nailed it
run for the hills

Both so overused.

LTB

Aargh! Another one -

‘You have a husband problem’

‘Why do you even care?’
I’d ban anyone who posts this, too. 😈

I’d like to add ‘friend’, when the poster really means some acquaintance who’s a blatant CF, an adult ‘mean girl’, or simply a nasty two-faced bitch.

Raise your bar

How low is your bar

Any and all bar related insults

Use of ‘And you chose to have children with this man?’ or similar should be punished with a lifetime ban.
Ick, unless 11-15 years old.

Swiftly followed by “give it up to God” which translates to “I’ve heard you have troubles but I have nothing constructive to offer but as a Christian I must help somehow”

reader, it doesn’t help 🙄

People who resurrect zombie threads should be put somewhere, for definite, but I'm not sure an anti-glossary is quite the right place for them. 🤔