What words or terms would you put in a Mumsnet “anti-glossary”?

[IchiNiSanShiGo]

Inspired by a couple of posts I’ve seen recently, what words or phrases really “give you the ick”, that you’d love to see in a list of them to be banned or redacted?

The posts I’ve seen recently would suggest “hubby” and “picky bits” as a couple of prime contenders.

I personally would suggest “hun” when used as a bit of a pejorative, but it doesn’t bother me so much when it’s used in a more conciliatory or supportive way.

Also, “giving me the ick” is actually giving me the ick…

Gusset

I nearly said ‘norks on a post recently @Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies when I realised I hadn’t seen it on MN for ages.
I wasn’t particularly keen, so don’t miss it.

'You sound young'
'Why do you care'

And all of the latest Reddit style posts with 'My husband (m29) and I (f27) have a child (m7)' -Your ages generally add eff all to the post, go back to Reddit.

ND or ADHD {undiagnosed} suggested for any one under the age of 18.

If the person the poster is complaining about is over 18, then ''LTB'' or go ''NC''

So many acronyms on MN.

Judgemental, much?
Wow! Just wow!
Ok, stop! Just stop!
You know that x, right?
Ace

I see all of these far too frequently and all of them make me want to peel my face off.

"Wow" to express disapproval.

"AIBU not to get...." to express disapproval

That!

"Fast forward to now"

This! ☝️ with a big meme:

Enmeshed. Often used pejoratively to describe perfectly normal close family relationships, by posters who are clearly not remotely close to their own extended families.

Misogyny. Everything is Misogyny, when actually sometimes it's actually not.

‘spider willies’
’darked on’

"gently" which seems popular recently
'Gently may I suggest you.....'

Game-changer

Howling
Raging
Call it out
Goady
Judgey

Posting for traffic.

Are you the poster who (inserts something that probably makes poster feel even worse)

The word "jolly" for holiday

"Shamelessly place marking" or "following".... just click "watch" or else write one constructive sentence about the OP

"Name changed as may be outing" 🙄🙄.

Yesssss or when the OP writes "bump" every so often on their post

Ick is at the top of the list for me. Just dreadful

bump gives me the 'rage'

Babymum

Furbaby

Referring to any adult child as a baby/my baby.

"If this is all you've got to worry about....".
Under the definition, please can you add "Note, it's entirely possible for people to have other, bigger concerns ALONGSIDE smaller worries 🤯"