Dates from hell

[Spanker]

I thought it would be a good idea to start up a new thread so that we can discuss people’s worst dates / funniest dates / cringiest dates or just dates from hell🤣🤣🤣

I have recently read a thread that had me in stitches so would appreciate some more laughs from fellow mumsnetters

I will start…
A friend (male) was on a date and obviously didn’t feel the vibe … his actual words were ‘she was too full on scary/touchy) so went to the toilet proceeded to climb out the window of toilet and head home… he thought he was clever until approx 1 hour later his doorbell rang and the date turnt up on his doorstep 😳
she had obviously not got the hint as she asked a friend of his where he lived and thought he may want a second date 🤷‍♀️
needless to say he slammed the door shut faster than a bolt of lightning 🤣