What Christmas thread are you most looking forward to

[janfebmar87]

I love a "I'm at the in-laws and I'm starving"
Also "dp didn't propose"

Obviously this is very lighthearted

You’re right - it’s up and running.

massive family rows with people storming out is always a winner.

Genuinely hoping for another Roka sample sale swapping... maybe that wasn't actually on Christmas Day but soon after? Loved it though

Don't know this one

I remember that one 😂. I never understand why people put up with wild sleeping arrangements, if there’s not room book a hotel instead of sleeping head to toe with great Auntie Maude.

the DH buying shit presents and having the flu ones.

I’m at my parents right now and I’m starving! True story

It's what Christmas is all about

I've already read my favourite 'freezing at in-laws' thread, culminating in someone claiming that they are most comfortable between 9 and 11c 🤣🤣🤣

It’s my own fault for failing to bring secret snacks!!

It’s a bit early yet but I do like a “how can I get my guests to leave” thread.

@EmotionalSupportBiscuit @UndeniablyGenXmasOfAWomblingMerryType Rhodri Marsden is doing Duvet Know It's Christmas on Bluesky this year!

In my case it's how soon I can politely leave

Can I show off my fridge…which is always greeted to a cacophony of…that’s so inconsiderate to those who have empty fridges

I always feel sorry for the posters whose feckless other halves never bother to get them a gift. The replies are normally along the lines of “you should be grateful to have received a home made card from your children”, “buy one yourself” etc. I also like what did you get for Christmas threads and laugh at the bitchy jealous comments on those ones.

You can't just leaving us hanging like that! What food is actually on offer? Are snacks between meals banned? Have you got a secret food stash upstairs somewhere? Spill!

Being handed a bill for Xmas dinner at SILs house.

A bill with penis portions and one glass of Aldi bubbly

Snacking is very frowned upon even if one did a 90minutes run earlier. Dinner is in the oven, I’m might have to raid the nuts first though. My stomach is actually rumbling.

Hey don’t knock the Aldi bubbly @janfebmar87 they do some decent stuff!! 🥂

@MiddleAgedDread oh I'm not. I guessing a thread. £50 a head with Aldi champagne strictly portioned lol

Will dinner be sufficient to fill you up though?! How long are you staying?

Too long @DowntonNabby !! Have already checked local hotel availability.

Hopefully this trend has stopped.