What's your minor inconvenience this Christmas?

[LittleMosIron]

We've ran out of celebrations. Tragic.

Despite frantically applying La Roche Posay healing balm to my nose and upper lip, I still look like a bowl of porridge with a red nose. Thanks, seasonal lurgy.

My neighbour decided this morning was The Morning to deep clean his fireplace and chimney (Jehovahs Witness may have something to do with it). Prior to this I was happily enscounced in bed with coffee and a smaltzy film on telly. I hear him attacking the chimney and dragging cement with metal sounds going through the walls. Absolute knobber.
Was considering getting the Dyson out in retaliation but it’s Christmas…

No, that's New Year's Eve.

Three Hazelnuts for Cinderella

I haven't got an actual meal. My partner cooks, asked what I wanted, sent him the link , I bought the ingredients and he's made some random shite that's similar but really it's not and it's a weird combination & the other thing I wanted was carrot & swede mash that he's put too much nutmeg in so it tastes soapy and rank . So that's great