I’m doing a turkey, a ham and a…

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I’ve not cooked duck before, and two fowl seems overkill (literally). Lamb seems like an Xmas/Easter mashup. If I do beef I’ll have to do Yorkshires. I also have a large sprout stalk to roast, a venison stew, fake ham, fake pigs in blankets, real pigs in blankets, fake chicken roast, stuffing balls, a horse, a giraffe and a hippo to gut.

I’ve lost it haven’t I 🙄

That’s an awful lot of food fir six people. Four types of meat!

If you hadn't have quoted I wouldn't have noticed that in time to edit! Thanks!

I’m doing three for five adults (turkey, ham and beef). It will all be eaten over the coming days!

If you swap to a venison fillet instead of venison stew then you will have 3 meats and it's by far the easiest as it needs barely anytime in the oven compared to the other 3 (about 30-60 mins depending on size)

I always do a gammon ham on Xmas Eve then a turkey crown and a beef for Xmas dinner do lots of cold cuts meat for Boxing day.

Well there it is, beef wins and I’m adding yorkies to the cooking timeline. Also roast fucks, snigger 😆

The venison is bought and pre-cubed and wouldn’t go round 7 people anyway.

Glad to see there are others never knowingly undercatered in the roasts department!

My mams done turkey duck and goose one year. Was so good

Ooooh goose! I knew there was something missing 🤔

With all due respect I think you should get off of Mumsnet and start gutting that hippo. I did one last year and it took me all bloody day.

And the swan to stuff it into?

😂 you guys. What larks Pip, what larks!

Ooooh larks. No, quails…

Turkey and ham is Christmas dinner in Ireland