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Odd wanky Christmas food

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Jellycatspyjamas · 18/12/2024 18:38

I’m finishing off my online food order and think I might have found the oddest Christmas food - sticky toffee cheddar cheese. I can’t even imagine what it tastes like. Sadly I’m too late to order it.

Any other odd food combinations out there that I’ve missed hiding from the shops this year!

OP posts:
soupfiend · 18/12/2024 20:30

KnopkaPixie · 18/12/2024 20:23

So you are honestly telling me that you are happy to swig down puréed pumpkin, cream, rum AND vodka through a digestive biscuit crust on the edge of the glass?

Have you thought this through? Good luck to you anyway. You're a stronger man than I Gunga Din.

lol

Well no because I dont really drink but now its making me want to be up for the challenge!

BobbyBiscuits · 18/12/2024 20:33

I've seen parsnip tarte tatin on offer at some trendy posh restaurant menus this season.
It just sounds awful to me! Just because you can does not mean you should. 🤢

Brefugee · 18/12/2024 20:34

Catterbat · 18/12/2024 20:02

That sounds AMAZING.

Came here to say that, I RT want one to try.
I have never had bread sauce

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godmum56 · 18/12/2024 20:38

Golly I miss Booths, always used to shop there on our hols

BearSoFair · 18/12/2024 20:42

A few years ago DH brought home some after eight cheese...it was fucking grim. He tried to pretend it wasn't but after a few attempts even he admitted defeat!

DowntonCrabbie · 18/12/2024 20:44

I've had a pumpkin daiquiri. That was lush

another1bitestheduck · 18/12/2024 20:48

TinselToed · 18/12/2024 19:57

Aldi has some horror cheeses in their xmas range -

Bombay spiced Red Leicester
Cheddar with wasabi
Cheddar with fudge
Cheddar with pickled onion

... I could go on 🤢

Leave the cheese alone! It doesn't need weird stuff mixed into it!

It's actually wensleydale with fudge, not cheddar. But there is a cheddar with truffle. I've bought both. I don't really get the outrage, it's not as if they stop selling normal cheese and the only option is the flavoured ones. If you don't like it...don't buy it, it's not a complicated concept!

If nobody ever tried making anything new we'd still be eating potatoes and lard every day
....oh wait, actually potatoes aren't native to the UK either.

Gettingbysomehow · 18/12/2024 20:48

Nigella's pineapple and ham Brussels sprouts........absolutely disgusting. This isn't the 1970s Nigella.

Brefugee · 18/12/2024 20:48

BobbyBiscuits · 18/12/2024 20:33

I've seen parsnip tarte tatin on offer at some trendy posh restaurant menus this season.
It just sounds awful to me! Just because you can does not mean you should. 🤢

We make that (chef husband) it's amazing. Honeyd parsnips. Delicious

NoWordForFluffy · 18/12/2024 20:48

After Eight cheese sounds hideous. Ditto Parma Violet cheese. And I bloody love most cheese!

butterfly0404 · 18/12/2024 20:54

A quirky little deli near me is selling Christmas Cake Cheese, I've got my order in :-)

KnopkaPixie · 18/12/2024 20:56

DowntonCrabbie · 18/12/2024 20:44

I've had a pumpkin daiquiri. That was lush

Really? I think you're taking advantage of my naïve and delicate nature. What is this vegetable and alcohol drinking phenomenon that I have never heard of?

Are you all drinking some kind of pumpkin potcheen these days combined with milk sack? Should I come back to England forthwith? Does my country need me?

BobbyBiscuits · 18/12/2024 20:58

@Brefugee I guess if hubby is a chef! I'm not mad on the apple version even so I guess I'm not it's ideal customer.aube I should try it. 😄

Tortielady · 18/12/2024 21:01

I love cheese. The only variety I'm not keen on is Brie, unless it's a really good one. But we often have some in anyway, because my DH likes it. He puts up with my Roquefort and Harrogate Blue whiffing out the fridge, so he can have his Brie. My favourite is probably Wensleydale, but I also love Cheshire, Snowdonia cheese (especially Red Storm and Black Bomber) Stilton, and Coverdale (a Yorkshire cheese) Reiver (a Borders variety and any Cheddar if it's good. TBH, if there was a religion devoted to cheese, I'd sign up 😋

Galatine · 18/12/2024 21:03

KnopkaPixie · 18/12/2024 19:07

https://www.booths.co.uk/recipe/fig-and-orange-tarte-tatin/

As a Northener, I instistively thought of Booths and got the website up. Within ten seconds I found fig and orange tarte tatin. More horrors may lurk within.

It might be quite nice. But it's certainly a bit out of the way. But then, I've been living abroad under a rock for 24 years so fig and orange tarte tatin might have been commonplace in Lytham St Annes for decades.

Sadly it's too late to pop into our local Booths to check this out. I hope they've got some left tomorrow as I expect they'll be a run on it, with panic buying!!

Jellycatspyjamas · 18/12/2024 21:04

A quirky little deli near me is selling Christmas Cake Cheese, I've got my order in :-)

See that I’d go for, fruit cake and cheese is a good combination.

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NigelHarmansNewWife · 18/12/2024 21:05

ladsladzladse · 18/12/2024 20:10

I like white stilton with mango and ginger, wensleydale with cranberries, sharp cheddar with horseradish, monterey jack with hot peppers, twaróg/farmers' cheese with pineapple...

misses point of thread

I had chocolate lemons in the USA one Christmas - same concept as a Terry's chocolate orange except shaped/foil-wrapped as a lemon and lemon flavoured. I don't think it works anything like as well as the trad orange.

I remember chocolate lemons here. In the 70s/80s.

Lobsterteapot · 18/12/2024 21:06

The abomination that is winter berries & prosecco CRISPS. Shame on you M&S!

Diversion · 18/12/2024 21:06

@DemonicCaveMaggot that cheese is amazing! Try it with some chocolate buttons from the fridge, it is an amazing pairing and I am not even a chocolate lover.

greengreyblue · 18/12/2024 21:10

Sugared almonds are lovely but I associate them with weddings not Christmas.
Never have cauliflower cheese in Christmas dinner. For me it’s nice with roast beef.
Cjristmas dinner for me: turkey, stuffing g, cranberry sauce, roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Brussels sprouts, spiced red cabbage and gravy and bread sauce.

earwiggoagain · 18/12/2024 21:10

The pigs in blankets bistro gravy granules.

Totally disgusting watery chemical tasting goo. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Aliflowers · 18/12/2024 21:14

Mrswhatsit40 · 18/12/2024 20:02

Cheese with pickled onions and a Wensleydale one with cranberries are big winners in our house at Christmas - don't knock it til you've tried it.
The mixture of a really nice cheese with the sweetness of the fruit is delicious. Even when I'm eating standard cheddar I have a mouthful of cheese and then pop in a pickled onion 😋

Agree. Last year at a baby shower the host served a goats cheese with papaya and it was that delicious I went and bought two logs of it for Christmas. Think I ate a full one in one sitting

KnopkaPixie · 18/12/2024 21:15

Jellycatspyjamas · 18/12/2024 21:04

A quirky little deli near me is selling Christmas Cake Cheese, I've got my order in :-)

See that I’d go for, fruit cake and cheese is a good combination.

My cousin's ex was a pioneer of strange cheeses back in the 90's. The family were big dairy farmers and yes, they supplied to Booths!
We had fruitcake cheese, Branston Pickle cheese, all kinds of cheese for free. I don't know whether they actually made the cheese or were processors or handlers or what the arrangement was really. Anyway, she split up with him eventually so the mystery will persist and I was too young to know the ins and outs of cheese mashing with fruit cake.

Aliflowers · 18/12/2024 21:16

Bread sauce looks absolutely rank. Being Irish it’s not something that’s served here but even if it was I’d be giving it a swerve. I remember watching delia at Christmas and her making it and it’s basically hot soggy bread. Can’t imagine what it’s supposed to add to the plate. I will also say I can’t abide bread pudding. Again soggy bread has no place in my life

TheHistorian · 18/12/2024 21:22

We had some chocolate covered chilli tortillas from M&S. Bit soggy, very odd, won't be going there again.