Come and have a laugh at my ex husband of you need cheering up!

[Mydogisamassivetwat]

Ds was planning to visit his dad at some point over Christmas. Looking at trains last night, they were absolutely extortionate and for two days, inc 10 hour travel time, it wasn’t worth the price.

Ex h has gone mental. Sent me a text last night saying that as I chose to move so far away from him, it’s my responsibility, and I should bring ds to him for contact. I have to drive him or pay the train fare. He’s going to “take advice” on next steps.

Ds is 22 years old. Yes, twenty-two. Not two. A grown man.

Has his own job, didn’t know when his leave would be until last night so couldn’t plan in advance, and to be honest, he’s a grown arse adult who is working Christmas Day anyway and what he does with his free time and his money is no longer any of my business.

I am wondering on what these next steps will be? Solicitor, perhaps? Or maybe he will go for full custody? I mean, ds lives with his girlfriend now, so I presume it’s her he would take to court, not me? Or perhaps their landlord? Who knows!

Oh and I know I’ll get asked why he still has my contact details. It’s because, every so often, he will do something batshit like this and honestly, I find it hilarious. When ds was 18, he said he was going to court for full custody and was contacting solicitors as ds didn’t want to go to uni, so this is nothing new, the man is just a fucking idiot. I tell him to let me know how it goes and then ignore him.

That honestly made me laugh out loud . My ex husband is a complete madman but that is next level . Imagine going to family court about a 22 year old that lives with his girlfriend 😂😂

After your son is 18 he is an adult up to him and his Dad if they meet. Tell him to go forth and multiply but in not so many words.

Why are many men so completely batshit?

Brilliant response! Let me know how it goes! He must be frothing at the mouth with rage 🤣 what a weapon!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Oh heck! They walk among us and appear to be growing in number 😂

Just wondering......he can't always have been such a nob otherwise you wouldnt have married him......surely ?
What was he like when DS was little ?

So, your DS is half the age as exH but more than twice the grown up - it's comedy gold isn't it ?

its like having a pet idiot that I keep at arms length.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Magnificent. In my head it's similar to a pet rock only infinitely more stupid. Or a tamagotchi.

@Mydogisamassivetwat - It's not your dog who's a massive twat, is it? It's a shame we can't all get together and send him a massive Christmas card, signed by everyone, saying he has been nominated for MN's coveted Idiot of the Year Award and that he will get a cardboard trophy if he can keep us entertained until your son is 40.

This is the best laugh I’ve had all year 👏👏👏

Surely you must have had some inkling of this moronic idiocy before you married him?? And you still did!

1. Some men are really good at hiding their true natures.
2. If you bother to read all the OP's updates, you'll see that she's already addressed this.

Most of my family will not hear a word against my ex-husband. They’re very proud to have called him a member of their family.
This is despite me having to take out three restraining orders against him deplete all of my savings fighting him in family court
Him pissing away all of the equity from our house out of sheer development if I couldn’t have it I wasn’t having it either
Made us homeless in the middle of the pandemic
Pays the absolute bare minimum child support
And considers that is a massive favour
But if you met him, I absolutely guarantee you’d like him and you wouldn’t know what all of us was about

What a clown his poor girlfriend.

Behind every judgy post like this is a woman clinging to the incorrect belief that any shitty man can be spotted early on if women just look hard enough, abd that therefore any woman who gets burned by a shitty man is at some level to blame. Naturally, the judgy poster thinks that she's smart enough to look hard enough so therefore she's safe from men who will hurt her. She will shit on other women to cling to this hope that she won't be hurt by her husband.

Newsflash: you aren't safe. No woman, other than possibly lesbians and nuns, is safe. Surely the Pelicot case has proved that now?

That's so very true.

So many people ask why I laugh at the things my ex did and has done and shrug when they ask why I'm not annoyed at no child Maintenon or contact.

My answer always is my son. Because he gave me ds and because he's the tosser that's missed out on what a wonderful child he gave me.

OP this is hilarious. Give me such a laugh. What a complete dick he is 🤣🤣

Thank you so much for your thread. I am going to steal your "let me know how it goes" and "noted" when ex is being a plonker.

Because when they were little boys their mummies ensured the whole world revolved around them and they had everything they could possibly desire… and so of course they grew up into self entitled man-brats with narcissistic souls who throw tantrums when they are told NO!

Are you serious? You have no idea why they divorced.

'Oh, thank fuck.

His girlfriend will be relieved not to lose custody of him.'

😂😂😂

Wow, smart approach. I applaud you, you are one strong and savvy lady. Bravo.

I'm laughing my head off here 🤣 😂 going for full custody of his 22 year old .
Can you imagine solicitors next steps .
Don't forget to pack his overnight bag and jarmies 😂

A raging dickhead 😂🤣😂🤣 I'm in stitches !!

I bought my popcorn for this one! 🤣