Come Dancing from 1988! It was all nostalgic until we got to Colin's Stage School at 20.05

[KnopkaPixie]

It was all going well and I was really into it until Colin showed up.

Ah, Home Counties North! Midlands and East! Gaynor Fairweather!

They were all having it off with each other clearly, just like they do now. This one's the other one's dance partner but they're the fiancé of the other one...

It's a hotbed of...hotbeds and I really do not like Colin.

Here's my link! Sorry!

I don't want to spoil the surprise but Colin from Romford appears to be in drag with a lot of teenage girls in gym knickers.

The act in pink look like they are doing a particularly poor reworking of The Birdie Song.

They're doing very well to dance the rumba to the "Theme From The Railway Children."

I also think I recognised the theme from Happy Valley - the original Greta Scacchi and Charles Dance one near the end but Angela Rippon brushed over that reference nicely in her dressless evening strap because she had the fall of the Berlin Wall to contend with in the morning and after all, a jobs a job.