Funny, true things kids say

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5 year old twin girls

eating dinner together tonight

TW1 - mummy are you this boss of this house?

me - well me & daddy are the boss together

TW2 - that’s because you are married

me - yes that’s right

TW2 - but mummy you’re the real boss - you grew babies in your tummy so that makes you the real boss

me - smiling - well I can’t argue with that logic kiddo 😂😂

DH - just eye rolls knowing he’s totally outnumbered 😂😂

no husbands were harmed at all, it’s very light hearted

what are your children’s innocent pearls of wisdom??

At Nursery graduation my granddaughter when asked what she wanted to do when she grew up answered “I want to go to prison with Mummy “

All parents looked horrified, my daughter is a mental health manager and works in several different prisons. Nursery felt obliged to give more information 😂