What silly and irrational things annoy you?

[HelenInHeels]

Ant McPartlin and in particular his wife lying about her age. She's always reported as being 46. She was born in 1976.

My husband insists on eating sandwiches from a dinner plate, it really annoys me.
Motorbikes and the sound of people eating and drinking.. This has always annoyed me but I'm definitely getting worse, I sometimes piss myself off with my own eating noises.

Amazing. This food is amazing, this concert will be amazing. Got to my 60s and very.few things amaze me. Planes flying does and how some people are lovely and others just utter shits.

Or The Adventure Game!

The phrase 'My Bad' My bad what? Just say my mistake, error, failure.

At the supermarket, people at the front of the queue, their shopping has all been swiped through- and only THEN, they think about how to pay!

Where is my purse? Which bag is that in? Hmm, WAIT, I have a points card to scan! Its in one of my bags! Now which one is it? 😡

Don’t get me started on bagels, why aren’t they pre sliced, again, infuriating!

It’s my job to provide support.
People say they want support.
I provide the support.
They don’t take up the support.

Adults using the word "yummy."

The 'big light' being on instead of a lamp. The rage this gives me if off the charts lol

Snap

Yum or yummy. Or hubby.

Give me the red rage

Agree with this particularly those people who allow their children and/or dogs to run around out of control and get very affronted when you ask them not to do so.

I would add

• drivers who don't give way when they should do. Particularly not waiting behind a parked vehicle for the oncoming traffic to go past
• drivers who don't put their lights on in poor visibility

People who sniff endlessly when I'm traveling.....i offer them a tissue!!! 🤣🤣

People who talk, sing, get up for the loo at the theatre. STFU and keep still - I want to be undisturbed while I hear and see professionals.
People who drive at me in limited space even though it’s my right of way then fail to thank me.
Drivers on phones.
Men who see my small car and think aha female driver, clock me to confirm and then pull out right in front of me at a roundabout or junction.
(I have seriously thought about giving up driving!)
My husband encasing himself in the duvet leaving me the edge.
I could go on…

If you mean his ex wife she was born in 1971. She lies about her age

Everything is amazing.
Come up with another word FFS.

People who use the word 'pop' as 'pop it in', 'pop it over there' etc.

Just......pop off.

Amazeballs is worse.

Or 'awesome'. Customer today "Can I use the photocopier?" Me "Yes, it's 20p a sheet." Customer "That's awesome". Not it's not - we're just offering a standard service at a reasonable cost.

I salute the absolute specificity of your dislike.

Sniffing.
"Veg".
Anyone who starts a sentence with "Myself" (common on MN).
"To be fair".
"Love you, love you, love you..." at the end of a call.

People who say 'it gives me the ick'. For some reason it really winds me up!

Especially when they do it at night. With their curtains open. Oh look at us, look into our house, we're the most uninhibited and interesting people in the world. NO YOU ARE NOT. Now shut your fucking curtains like the rest of us, well like me anyway. I feel so much better now.

Christmas panto!! People who say 'I'm going to the Christmas panto on Decmber 20th'
me: 'lovely? What are you seeing?' ....
Sleeping beauty/shrek/Aladin etc!!!! That's not 'Christmas panto'.. that's panto in December. Sod all Christmassy about it!! I don't know why but it irritates the absolute arse off of me.

Just no! My local shop that sells 3000 on a Sunday doesn't need that. Proper ones are not presliced

Opening a packet of paracetamol or ibruprofen and always getting the side where the little leaflet is wrapped round the ends of the blister pack

it gives me an unreasonable level of rage - and for years I’ve tried to second guess which side it is / look for a clue and no matter what I always pick that fecking side !!

I mean it’s no hardship to just slide it out and then the tablets, so I know IABU!