Imperial measurements - miles, furlongs, chains, yards, feet, pints, hundredweights and all the rest - have become a big topic after this thread. Top politicians have been rushing out comments:
Starmer: “Lord Alli has paid for a new suit for me made of several yards of finest worsted and a new horsehair wig. I’m a big fan of Imperial!”
Reeves: “We are promoting growth by the spending of several million baker’s dozen shillings.”
Rayner: “I will oversee the building of 1.5m new homes covering 97.45m square acres in many areas governed by Lord Lieutenants of the Shire.”
Milliband: “The UK is on target to generate 456bn erg poundels of green energy next week courtesy of Windy Miller.”
Badenoch: “You talking to me? I’ll punch you in the face.”