What's your death row drink?

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What would your last drink be? I'm torn between guava juice or something with a helluva of a kick so that I feel more relaxed. I don't know I could feel relaxed so maybe the guava juice would win.

Hmm, never thought about this one. I’d have to decide between a freshly made cafetière of black coffee, a bottle of Malbec or a pitcher of Peruvian pisco sour. In Peru it’s made with less sugar than Chile, so I’d need a bar tender who knows the difference 🤣

A Singapore sling

Pepsi max with ice or a Tim Hortons iced coffee

bottle of white wine or a pitcher of margaritas. I would definitely not care for being sober in this situation!

pouilly- fume white wine... preferably a bottle.

Tea makes me so happy I'd probably ask the executioner if they'd like to share some cake.

A two litre bottle of coke and a huge packet of Mentos shotgunned down my throat
I'd go out with a literal bang

I don't drink so for me it would have to be an amazing barista made latte with caramel syrup

Oh it is! Not easy to find it on the bar menu though - so if someone could suggest somewhere that does it in central London it would be much appreciated

I don't drink but I do like mulled wine and sangria so would probably go one of those

A very large and very dry classic Beefeater gin martini, on the rocks so it lasts longer, with two olives and a twist of lemon.
Might as well die sloshed as sober.

Negroni- large one

A bottle of Malbec would go down a treat

Chocolate Milkshake. Proper thick, creamy, belgium choclately, made with dairy ice cream, milkshake.

so actually, practically a pudding

I reckon the Ritz American Bar or similar upmarket hotel bar should be able to accommodate you. (Not so sure they'd be happy with the accompanying prison warders ...)

Ice cold diet coke, with ice added and a slice of lemon.

If not allowed the fancy things, prison environment and all that, just a cold can of diet coke. No rola cola.

I've given this way too much thought.

I'll have a pint of Guinness, I think.

A treble rum and coke. At least I wouldn't have to worry about the hangover.

A pornstar martini.

Or if they can't do that, an ice cold bottle or Staropramen.

Otherwise, a steaming hot cup of builder's tea.

Hard to decide between Pimm's Royale (Pimm's made with champagne instead of lemonade) and a big cup of beautiful loose-leaf tea. I think the Pimm's wins though!

Freshly squeezed orange juice at room temperature- straight from the fridge sets my teeth on edge.
If it had to be cold then Diet Coke, if not earl grey tea.

What weather are we being executed in, and outdoors or indoors? Frosty ginger ale if I'm having a summer guillotining please.

Absolutely this

The pudding wine I had once at Raymond Blanc's Le Manoir that tasted of marmalade and I've dreamt of ever since but never got the name of - it was bloody lovely and I would die happy

What weather are we being executed in

What a brilliantly British question!