Most regrettable pick up lines?

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Before I start, no, I still don’t really know what possessed me to say this, but I basically caught feelings for one of the guys I volunteer with and confessed (over text) that I’d had a dream about us playing a board game together and woken up horny. I did apologise the day after, and he’s been chill about it, but a few days later I still feel a bit of a twat and not totally looking forward to seeing him at the weekend. I think he’s either going to rib me a bit or avoid me like the plague!
What chat up lines do you all regret using and what happened after?

I once drunkenly asked a guy if he was an icelolly as I wanted to suck him, we were then together for almost two years lol, if it wasn't for me working out that I'm a lesbian we'd still be together now. My point being that what you said to that guy may not have a bad outcome

That’s true, I’m not holding my breath for him to say he likes me the same way, but glad I’m not alone in dropping clangers! I’m glad yours had a good result!

You're certainly not the only one lol, the amount of cringe pickup lines I've heard over the years, he should see the funny side of it tbf most people do.