When teenagers hold doors open for me, and show me respect! 

What makes me chuffing angry though is adverts for 'over 55s' where they play fucking Glen Miller and Bill Haley music. People in their 50s and 60s now, grew up with Bowie, Prince, Madonna, The Police, Genesis, Adam and the Ants, Fleetwood Mac, Blondie, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran, George Micheal etc etc etc. And in their 20s and 30s (still young) they would have been listening to Spice Girls, Britney Spears, N-Sync, Girls Aloud, Rihanna, Beyonce, Destiny's Child etc etc etc.
These ad makers need to fuck off with that 1950s bollux. Many of the people they are advertising their product at weren't even born then FFS! 
Also sick to fucking death of getting ads - online - for facelifts, teeth whitening, body sculpting, and botox. Shockingly, even though I am a 'relic' in my late 50s, I am happy with the way I look. This shit started as soon as I hit 50. (Mostly on Facebook!) Fucking 50!
See also: ads for walking frames, walking sticks, baths with doors, level access showers, funeral plans. direct cremations, and wills. The ads for all this started when I hit 50.
I am actually proper annoyed about it! 😆