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Sweet story - Old Dry Uncle Keith

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Fernhurst · 25/09/2024 10:51

https://www.itv.com/news/2024-09-24/china-grieves-old-dry-uncle-keith-and-his-bland-british-food

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NewspaperDoll · 25/09/2024 14:43

I saw this - so cute. Especially that some cafes in middle class areas sell “old drys” (sandwiches) 😂

Fernhurst · 25/09/2024 14:44

NewspaperDoll · 25/09/2024 14:43

I saw this - so cute. Especially that some cafes in middle class areas sell “old drys” (sandwiches) 😂

😁

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Fernhurst · 25/09/2024 14:46

I can see how spreading butter on toast could sound "scrapey."
I found the bath towel joke funny. I didn't quite understand the two mile long neck joke, but it might be lost in translation.

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NewspaperDoll · 25/09/2024 17:37

I guess because it’s hard to swallow so you have to kind of extend your neck to get it down … ? Need more heartwarming stories like these!

Fernhurst · 25/09/2024 22:32

NewspaperDoll · 25/09/2024 17:37

I guess because it’s hard to swallow so you have to kind of extend your neck to get it down … ? Need more heartwarming stories like these!

Oh yes, probably that. I watched the video and he toasted his bread before making a smoked salmon and avocado sandwich. They might not have realised it had been toasted and been confused about why the butter being spread was making a rasping sound and thought it was weird bone dry bread. 😁

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